Post Your Big Riddles Puns Below
Can you come up with a cool, funny or clever Big Riddles of your own? Post it below (without the answer) to see if you can stump our users.
1. What do you call a large bread roll with an attitude? A sourdough-bro.
2. Why did the elephant refuse to go on a diet? Because he was already big in-tusk.
3. Why did the heavy metal concert get cancelled? The venue couldn't handle such big amps.
4. Why did the giant refuse to play cards? Because he always had big hands.
5. What happens when a big cat becomes a rapper? It becomes a lion MC.
6. Why did the fairy tale character run away from the giant? Because he was too big to fail.
7. What do you call a giant who loves to dance? A big ball-roomer.
8. Why did the big house get arrested? It was accused of being a big offender.
9. What do you call a big bird that likes to rock and roll? A cock-a-doodle-rocker.
10. Why did the whale decide to go on a diet? Because he was feeling a little big unhealthy.
11. What do you call a large insect with a bad attitude? A grouchy-pillar.
12. Why did the supermodel refuse to date the giant? She was looking for someone a little more petite.
13. What do you call a big tree with a talent for singing and writing songs? A lyrical-oak.
14. Why did the athlete refuse to play basketball with the giant? He was afraid of getting dunked on by a big man.
15. What do you call a big cook who loves spicy food? A hot-potato.
16. Why did the castle refuse to hire the giant? It was afraid he would tower over all the other employees.
17. What do you call a giant who loves to play video games? A big gamer-boy.
18. Why did the big lobster get into a fight with the small shrimp? He was feeling a little shell-fish.
19. What do you call a big car that loves to sing karaoke? A big-tune-tamer.
20. Why did the big baby cry all the time? He was just a little over-weighted.
21. What do you call a giant bull that is afraid of small dogs? A cow-ard.
22. Why did the big bear become an actor? He had a real talent for big performances.
23. What do you call a large dog that loves to paint? A brush-waggin'.
24. Why did the big potato become a musical instrument? Its size made it a natural-born tuber.
25. What do you call a giant who loves to sing opera? A big tenor-ton.
26. Why did the big ship captain have to go on a diet? He was in danger of capsizing from being too big.
27. What do you call a large castle that can make its own music? A symphonic-fortress.
28. Why did the big carrot get into a fight with the small onion? It was just a case of big veggie-rivalry.
29. What do you call a giant who loves to create sculptures out of junk? A big-art-assembler.
30. Why did the big bird refuse to play basketball? Its wingspan was just too big to get past the other players.
31. What do you call a large animal that loves to play golf? A tiger-wood chomper.
32. Why did the big book have a sad ending? It was too long to have a happy one.
33. What do you call a giant bear that loves to dance ballet? A big pas-de-bear.
34. Why did the big rock star get into a fight with the small guitar player? He was feeling a little over-shadowed.
35. What do you call a large musician that plays multiple instruments at once? A big-band-leader.
36. Why did the big plant refuse to grow anymore? It was afraid of becoming too big to handle.
37. What do you call a giant who loves to draw comics? A big-cartoon-drawer.
38. Why did the big fisherman become a comedian? He had a talent for big fish-tales.
39. What do you call a large person who loves to write poetry? A big-rhyme-stone.
40. Why did the giant refuse to play hide and seek? He was tired of always being found too easily.
41. What do you call a large penguin that loves to surf? A big wave-rider.
42. Why did the big mountain refuse to talk to the small hill? He was feeling on top of the world.
43. What do you call a giant who loves to knit? A big-stitch-maker.
44. Why did the big pet get into trouble with the small owner? It was feeling a little over-petted.
45. What do you call a large animal that loves to cook fine cuisine? A big gourmet-creature.
46. Why did the giant refuse to go to the gym? He was already a big muscle-man.
47. What do you call a large robot that loves to write poetry? A mechanical-muse.
48. Why did the big flower refuse to bloom? It was afraid of becoming too big to handle.
49. What do you call a giant that loves to perform magic tricks? A big-wizard-performer.
50. Why did the big monster get into a fight with the small monster? It was just a case of big-versus-little rivalry.
1. What do you call a large bread roll with an attitude? A sourdough-bro.
2. Why did the elephant refuse to go on a diet? Because he was already big in-tusk.
3. Why did the heavy metal concert get cancelled? The venue couldn't handle such big amps.
4. Why did the giant refuse to play cards? Because he always had big hands.
5. What happens when a big cat becomes a rapper? It becomes a lion MC.
6. Why did the fairy tale character run away from the giant? Because he was too big to fail.
7. What do you call a giant who loves to dance? A big ball-roomer.
8. Why did the big house get arrested? It was accused of being a big offender.
9. What do you call a big bird that likes to rock and roll? A cock-a-doodle-rocker.
10. Why did the whale decide to go on a diet? Because he was feeling a little big unhealthy.
11. What do you call a large insect with a bad attitude? A grouchy-pillar.
12. Why did the supermodel refuse to date the giant? She was looking for someone a little more petite.
13. What do you call a big tree with a talent for singing and writing songs? A lyrical-oak.
14. Why did the athlete refuse to play basketball with the giant? He was afraid of getting dunked on by a big man.
15. What do you call a big cook who loves spicy food? A hot-potato.
16. Why did the castle refuse to hire the giant? It was afraid he would tower over all the other employees.
17. What do you call a giant who loves to play video games? A big gamer-boy.
18. Why did the big lobster get into a fight with the small shrimp? He was feeling a little shell-fish.
19. What do you call a big car that loves to sing karaoke? A big-tune-tamer.
20. Why did the big baby cry all the time? He was just a little over-weighted.
21. What do you call a giant bull that is afraid of small dogs? A cow-ard.
22. Why did the big bear become an actor? He had a real talent for big performances.
23. What do you call a large dog that loves to paint? A brush-waggin'.
24. Why did the big potato become a musical instrument? Its size made it a natural-born tuber.
25. What do you call a giant who loves to sing opera? A big tenor-ton.
26. Why did the big ship captain have to go on a diet? He was in danger of capsizing from being too big.
27. What do you call a large castle that can make its own music? A symphonic-fortress.
28. Why did the big carrot get into a fight with the small onion? It was just a case of big veggie-rivalry.
29. What do you call a giant who loves to create sculptures out of junk? A big-art-assembler.
30. Why did the big bird refuse to play basketball? Its wingspan was just too big to get past the other players.
31. What do you call a large animal that loves to play golf? A tiger-wood chomper.
32. Why did the big book have a sad ending? It was too long to have a happy one.
33. What do you call a giant bear that loves to dance ballet? A big pas-de-bear.
34. Why did the big rock star get into a fight with the small guitar player? He was feeling a little over-shadowed.
35. What do you call a large musician that plays multiple instruments at once? A big-band-leader.
36. Why did the big plant refuse to grow anymore? It was afraid of becoming too big to handle.
37. What do you call a giant who loves to draw comics? A big-cartoon-drawer.
38. Why did the big fisherman become a comedian? He had a talent for big fish-tales.
39. What do you call a large person who loves to write poetry? A big-rhyme-stone.
40. Why did the giant refuse to play hide and seek? He was tired of always being found too easily.
41. What do you call a large penguin that loves to surf? A big wave-rider.
42. Why did the big mountain refuse to talk to the small hill? He was feeling on top of the world.
43. What do you call a giant who loves to knit? A big-stitch-maker.
44. Why did the big pet get into trouble with the small owner? It was feeling a little over-petted.
45. What do you call a large animal that loves to cook fine cuisine? A big gourmet-creature.
46. Why did the giant refuse to go to the gym? He was already a big muscle-man.
47. What do you call a large robot that loves to write poetry? A mechanical-muse.
48. Why did the big flower refuse to bloom? It was afraid of becoming too big to handle.
49. What do you call a giant that loves to perform magic tricks? A big-wizard-performer.
50. Why did the big monster get into a fight with the small monster? It was just a case of big-versus-little rivalry.