The First Technician Riddle
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Eve. She had an Apple in one hand and a Wang in the other. Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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Computer Spider Riddle
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Singing Computer Riddle
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Computer Snacks Riddle
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Visiting China Riddle
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Computer Ninja's Riddle
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Meeting Computer Geeks Riddle
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Computers And Tennis Riddle
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The Technical Spider Riddle
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Computer Whiz Riddle
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Because it seems you know how to turn my software to hardware. Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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Secretes You Can Keep Riddle
Riddle me this
You write on me and secrets I can keep. In places never seen. I spin like a top. Though stiff as a board, I'm often described like a mop. What am I?
You write on me and secrets I can keep. In places never seen. I spin like a top. Though stiff as a board, I'm often described like a mop. What am I?
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Selling Windows Riddle
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The Computer Burger Riddle
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Computer Superhero Riddle
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Hungry Computers Riddle
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1. Did you hear about the computer that joined the circus? It was a Ctrl freak!
2. Why did the computer go to the doctor? It had a virus!
3. What did the computer say to the other computer when it ran out of fuel? "I'm cyber-in pain!"
4. What did the computer say when it forgot its password? "I'm amnesiac!"
5. Why did the computer start wearing glasses? Because it had Windows!
6. How many programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, that's a hardware problem!
7. What did the computer say when it went on a diet? "I lost some weight, but I still have a lot of megabytes to go!"
8. What did the computer have for breakfast? Cereal bytes!
9. What did one computer say to the other when it started acting strange? "You're giving me a byte fever!"
10. Why did the computer invite the circuit board to the party? Because it wanted to have a good time with its chips!
11. Why did the computer turn green? It was a software error!
12. What did one computer say to the other when the power went out? "I'm feeling down, reboot me!"
13. What do you call a computer that sings? A Dell-eko!
14. What do you call a group of computers that sing together? The Pentiums!
15. Why did the computer break up with its girlfriend? She just wasn't his type!
16. What did the computer say when it turned red? "I'm error prone!"
17. How do you make a computer go to sleep? You tuck it in with a keyboard!
18. Why did the computer sleep so well? Because it had a lot of memory foam!
19. What did the computer say when it saw a spider on the keyboard? "Web browser fatal error!"
20. How do you know if your computer has a virus? It always needs anti-virus software!
21. What did the computer say when it ran out of storage? "I need to clean my hard drive!"
22. How can you tell if a computer is smart? It uses its head-drive!
23. What do you call a computer that is a good singer? A Microsoft Office Band!
24. Why did the computer go to school? To get its degree in ram-ing!
25. What did the computer say when it saw a scary movie? "I'm afraid I'll be digitally spooked!"
26. What did the computer say when it got a B+? "I should have byte more!"
27. Why did the computer wear a hoodie? It had a hard-drive!
28. How do you drown a computer? You put it in the Cloud!
29. Why did the computer only drink decaf coffee? Because it was java-free!
30. What did the computer say when it found the answer? "Eureka-byte found it!"
31. Why did the computer go on a diet with its printer? To slim-line!
32. What did the computer say when it found a punny joke? "That's byte-tastic!"
33. What did the computer say when it became a vegetarian? "I'm now bytes-free!"
34. Why did the computer cross the road? To get to the other side of the screen!
35. What did the computer say when it won the lottery? "Finally, I can upgrade my hardware!"
36. How does the computer keep its files safe? It runs a firewall!
37. What did the computer say to the new game it installed? "I'm going to play you so hard!"
38. Why don't computers wear watches? They have internal clock-cycles!
39. What did the computer say when it got a job as a detective? "I'm going to crack this case in hexadecimal!"
40. Why did the computer go on a picnic? To log some bites!
41. What did the computer say to the printer when it ran out of ink? "I'm cartridge-frustrated!"
42. Why did the computer start lifting weights? To get a strong cache!
43. What did the computer say when it got an upgrade? "I'm feeling more powerful by the byte!"
44. How does a computer take a shower? With a web-cam!
45. Why did the computer marry its keyboard? Because it had a lot of keys!
46. What do you call a computer with a lot of friends? Popular Intel!
47. What did the computer say when it had too much coffee? "I'm all wire-d up!"
48. Why did the monitor go to the store? To get a new windows!
49. What did the computer say when it got lost in the internet? "I need a byte of direction!"
50. Why did the computer start a rock band? It wanted to be a mega-byte superstar!
1. Did you hear about the computer that joined the circus? It was a Ctrl freak!
2. Why did the computer go to the doctor? It had a virus!
3. What did the computer say to the other computer when it ran out of fuel? "I'm cyber-in pain!"
4. What did the computer say when it forgot its password? "I'm amnesiac!"
5. Why did the computer start wearing glasses? Because it had Windows!
6. How many programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, that's a hardware problem!
7. What did the computer say when it went on a diet? "I lost some weight, but I still have a lot of megabytes to go!"
8. What did the computer have for breakfast? Cereal bytes!
9. What did one computer say to the other when it started acting strange? "You're giving me a byte fever!"
10. Why did the computer invite the circuit board to the party? Because it wanted to have a good time with its chips!
11. Why did the computer turn green? It was a software error!
12. What did one computer say to the other when the power went out? "I'm feeling down, reboot me!"
13. What do you call a computer that sings? A Dell-eko!
14. What do you call a group of computers that sing together? The Pentiums!
15. Why did the computer break up with its girlfriend? She just wasn't his type!
16. What did the computer say when it turned red? "I'm error prone!"
17. How do you make a computer go to sleep? You tuck it in with a keyboard!
18. Why did the computer sleep so well? Because it had a lot of memory foam!
19. What did the computer say when it saw a spider on the keyboard? "Web browser fatal error!"
20. How do you know if your computer has a virus? It always needs anti-virus software!
21. What did the computer say when it ran out of storage? "I need to clean my hard drive!"
22. How can you tell if a computer is smart? It uses its head-drive!
23. What do you call a computer that is a good singer? A Microsoft Office Band!
24. Why did the computer go to school? To get its degree in ram-ing!
25. What did the computer say when it saw a scary movie? "I'm afraid I'll be digitally spooked!"
26. What did the computer say when it got a B+? "I should have byte more!"
27. Why did the computer wear a hoodie? It had a hard-drive!
28. How do you drown a computer? You put it in the Cloud!
29. Why did the computer only drink decaf coffee? Because it was java-free!
30. What did the computer say when it found the answer? "Eureka-byte found it!"
31. Why did the computer go on a diet with its printer? To slim-line!
32. What did the computer say when it found a punny joke? "That's byte-tastic!"
33. What did the computer say when it became a vegetarian? "I'm now bytes-free!"
34. Why did the computer cross the road? To get to the other side of the screen!
35. What did the computer say when it won the lottery? "Finally, I can upgrade my hardware!"
36. How does the computer keep its files safe? It runs a firewall!
37. What did the computer say to the new game it installed? "I'm going to play you so hard!"
38. Why don't computers wear watches? They have internal clock-cycles!
39. What did the computer say when it got a job as a detective? "I'm going to crack this case in hexadecimal!"
40. Why did the computer go on a picnic? To log some bites!
41. What did the computer say to the printer when it ran out of ink? "I'm cartridge-frustrated!"
42. Why did the computer start lifting weights? To get a strong cache!
43. What did the computer say when it got an upgrade? "I'm feeling more powerful by the byte!"
44. How does a computer take a shower? With a web-cam!
45. Why did the computer marry its keyboard? Because it had a lot of keys!
46. What do you call a computer with a lot of friends? Popular Intel!
47. What did the computer say when it had too much coffee? "I'm all wire-d up!"
48. Why did the monitor go to the store? To get a new windows!
49. What did the computer say when it got lost in the internet? "I need a byte of direction!"
50. Why did the computer start a rock band? It wanted to be a mega-byte superstar!