Found Dead On A Bed
A man was found dead on his bed with blood on his pillow, a broken stick with a mark on it with parts of it under the bed, and a gun on the bed. (Now pay attention to these series of questions) Was it murder or suicide? If murder, who did it and why? If suicide, who provoked him to do it and why?
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It was suicide. The man was the smallest midgit in the world and his friend was the second smallest midget in the world and they worked at a circus. His friend was jealous of him so he broke a yardstick (note: that was the broken stick on the bed) and marked it at four feet. When his friend measured his height, it looked like he grew making him very depressed which led to killing himself thus making his friend the smallest midget in the world. (Bet you never saw that one coming). Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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Born And Died Riddle
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He was born in room #1946 of the hospital when he was born, and died in room #1947 86 years later. Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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The Old Gray Surgeon Riddle
A man and his son had a terrible car accident and were rushed to the hospital. The man died on the way, but the son was still barely alive. When they arrived, an old gray surgeon was called in to operate. Upon seeing the young boy, the surgeon said, I cant operate this is my son.
How is this possible?
How is this possible?
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A man and his son had a terrible car accident and were rushed to the hospital. The man died on the way, but the son was still barely alive. When they arrived, an old gray surgeon was called in to operate. Upon seeing the young boy, the surgeon said, I cant operate this is my son.
How is this possible? Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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How is this possible? Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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Am Room With Windows Riddle
In a room with four walls no windows. On the south wall there is a door and on the north too. There is a table in the middle with four chairs. On the table there are 52 bicycles and three empty boxes in one of the chairs there is a dead man. How did he die?
Hint:
How he died was he was in a submarine and they were at war with another country and their ship was hit there were four people in there. The bicycles are actually playing card brands and there were three oxygen tanks. the four men bet with cards to see who would get to take one oxygen tank. obviously the man who was dead lost and he was the one who died from lack of oxygen in the sub. Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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Sailing On The Ocean
Once there was a man and his wife and son. They were out sailing on the ocean when they got ship wrecked on an island. There was little on the island, few coconuts, small amount of clean water, and some pineapple. There were also quite a few pelicans, which the man thought was strange cause there was so little food on the island. Well one day his son died. They were devastated. The man and his wife tried to survive by eating the pineapples and trying to catch a pelican but never could catch one. When the man was close to death his wife had brought him some meat from a pelican that she had caught. He loved it and that saved his life. He was rescued by a helicopter and brought back to his city without his wife cause she had died before. So one day back in the city he went into a bar and he ordered a pelican sandwich to remind him of his wife. He took one bite and he went outside and shot himself. Why did he kill himself?
Hint:
He took one bite of it but it was not the same meat that his wife had given to him on the island. He realized that the meat she had given him on the island was really her dead son. So he went out and killed himself because he couldn't live with himself after he ate his own son. Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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Whos Buried In Grants Tomb Riddle
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Off Goes His Hat Riddle
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The Nonpunishable Crime
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How Did Tom Die Riddle
A man named Tom goes to a party. Him and three guests go into a back room to play some games. A few hours later the four of them are discovered dead. One was beaten with a shovel, another had a drill bit in his head, and the other had been clubbed to death. Tom has no marks on his body.
How did he die?
How did he die?
Hint:
He died of a heart attack (all of the deaths are related to a suit in a deck of cards). Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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24 Heads Riddle
There are people on a plane. The plane crashes and everyone is killed. When the emergency services arrive they find 24 heads. Why?
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There are 24 coins on the plane. (Get it heads or tails) Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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A Diseased Criminal Riddle
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The Coffin Riddle:
The man who built it doesn't want it, the man who bought doesn't need it, the man who needs it doesn't know it. Body parts remaining: 6
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When The Casket Shuts
I have no mind or a soul.
I've been eternally attached since man's dawn.
My kind disappear on and off,
to everyone I accompany them to their death,
and buried with them, then I hide away when the casket shuts.
What am I?
I've been eternally attached since man's dawn.
My kind disappear on and off,
to everyone I accompany them to their death,
and buried with them, then I hide away when the casket shuts.
What am I?
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Princess Diana And French Wine Riddle
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5 Men Riddle
There were five men going to church and it started to rain. The four that ran got wet and the one that stood still stayed dry. How did the one stay dry?
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Post Your Death Riddles Puns Below
Can you come up with a cool, funny or clever Death Riddles of your own? Post it below (without the answer) to see if you can stump our users.
1. What did the mortician say to the corpse? "You’re dying to get in here!"
2. Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? Because he had no body to dance with.
3. What does a dead comedian get for a coffin? A laugh-in-a-box.
4. Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink.
5. How do you make a skeleton laugh? Tickling his funny bone.
6. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.
7. Why did the zombie go to the doctor? He was feeling a bit rotten.
8. What do you call a train full of dead people? A casket liner.
9. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite!
10. What do ghosts eat for breakfast? Boo-berry pancakes.
11. Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts.
12. Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired.
13. Why did the football team go to the bank? To get their quarterback.
14. Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn't peeling well.
15. What do you call a dog magician? A Labracadabrador.
16. Why did the tomato turn green? Because it saw the salad dressing.
17. What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? A hobbling ghoul.
18. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.
19. What happens to a magician when he disappears? He is transparent.
20. Why did the cow jump over the moon? To get to the other side.
21. What do you give a sick bird? Tweetment.
22. What do cemeteries do with dead people? Bury the hatchet.
23. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.
24. What do snowmen like to eat for breakfast? Frosty flakes.
25. Why did the tomato turn blue? Because it was Crying over Onions.
26. Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts.
27. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired.
28. What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman? Frostbite.
29. Why did the football coach go to the bank? To get his quarter back.
30. What do you get when you cross an elephant and a fish? Swimming trunks.
31. Why did the basketball player go to jail? He committed a foul.
32. Why did the robot go on a diet? It wanted to lose some weight in circuits.
33. Why did the cat go to the doctor? Because it was kitten sick.
34. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a shark? Frostbite.
35. Why did the banana lose its peel? It was worn thin.
36. What do you get when you cross a chilli pepper and a snowman? A hot snowman.
37. Why did the bear go to the doctor? He had a fever.
38. What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman? Frostbite.
39. Why did the fisherman put his fish in the refrigerator? He wanted to keep it fresh.
40. What did one casket say to the other? Is that you coffin?
41. Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.
42. What do you call a cowboy who has lost his horse? Nada.
43. What do ghosts eat at cocktail parties? Boooose.
44. Why did the frog call his insurance agent? He had a jump in his car.
45. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a snake? A chilly snake.
46. Why was the computer cold? It left its Windows open.
47. Why did the bees go on strike? They wanted more honey and shorter working flowers.
48. What do you get when you cross an owl and a goat? A hootin' nanny.
49. Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field.
50. Why did the monkey like the banana? Because it had peel-appeal.
1. What did the mortician say to the corpse? "You’re dying to get in here!"
2. Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? Because he had no body to dance with.
3. What does a dead comedian get for a coffin? A laugh-in-a-box.
4. Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink.
5. How do you make a skeleton laugh? Tickling his funny bone.
6. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.
7. Why did the zombie go to the doctor? He was feeling a bit rotten.
8. What do you call a train full of dead people? A casket liner.
9. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite!
10. What do ghosts eat for breakfast? Boo-berry pancakes.
11. Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts.
12. Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired.
13. Why did the football team go to the bank? To get their quarterback.
14. Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn't peeling well.
15. What do you call a dog magician? A Labracadabrador.
16. Why did the tomato turn green? Because it saw the salad dressing.
17. What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? A hobbling ghoul.
18. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.
19. What happens to a magician when he disappears? He is transparent.
20. Why did the cow jump over the moon? To get to the other side.
21. What do you give a sick bird? Tweetment.
22. What do cemeteries do with dead people? Bury the hatchet.
23. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.
24. What do snowmen like to eat for breakfast? Frosty flakes.
25. Why did the tomato turn blue? Because it was Crying over Onions.
26. Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts.
27. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired.
28. What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman? Frostbite.
29. Why did the football coach go to the bank? To get his quarter back.
30. What do you get when you cross an elephant and a fish? Swimming trunks.
31. Why did the basketball player go to jail? He committed a foul.
32. Why did the robot go on a diet? It wanted to lose some weight in circuits.
33. Why did the cat go to the doctor? Because it was kitten sick.
34. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a shark? Frostbite.
35. Why did the banana lose its peel? It was worn thin.
36. What do you get when you cross a chilli pepper and a snowman? A hot snowman.
37. Why did the bear go to the doctor? He had a fever.
38. What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman? Frostbite.
39. Why did the fisherman put his fish in the refrigerator? He wanted to keep it fresh.
40. What did one casket say to the other? Is that you coffin?
41. Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.
42. What do you call a cowboy who has lost his horse? Nada.
43. What do ghosts eat at cocktail parties? Boooose.
44. Why did the frog call his insurance agent? He had a jump in his car.
45. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a snake? A chilly snake.
46. Why was the computer cold? It left its Windows open.
47. Why did the bees go on strike? They wanted more honey and shorter working flowers.
48. What do you get when you cross an owl and a goat? A hootin' nanny.
49. Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field.
50. Why did the monkey like the banana? Because it had peel-appeal.