Going To Heaven Riddle
Stephen died of heart attack. His soul was received in heaven. He was astonished to find himself as young as he had been in his young adult age. He looked around and there were thousands of young and naked people. His eyes searched to find someone familiar and suddenly he noticed Adam and Eve.
How did Stephen recognize them?
How did Stephen recognize them?
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Adam and Eve were the only people without navel. As they were not born out of a mother, they never had umbilical cords and thus never had navels. Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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Death On Saturday Riddle
A man is found dead one Saturday morning. He was killed while his wife was sleeping. The wife tells the police all that she knows. She tells them that the cook was cooking breakfast, the maid was cleaning and the butler was getting the mail. The police immediately arrest the person who is responsible. Who is responsible and why?
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The wife is responsible. The reason is simple – she was supposed to be sleeping but she knew all that had happened! Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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A Boy At The Carnival
A young boy was at the carnival. He was walking past a kiosk where an old man was sitting.
"Do you want to play a game?" the old man said to him.The young boy was intrigued. "What kind of game?" he asked.
"It's a very simple game." said the old man. "I will tell you the rules. I have ten large metal boxes. Inside one of the boxes is the prize money. One thousand dollars."
"A thousand bucks, huh?" asked the boy. "What's the catch?"
"The boxes are sturdy and strong," said the old man. "Much too strong to be opened with your bare hands. They are also airtight and cannot be damaged by a hammer, an axe or even a chainsaw."
"So they're impossible to open?" said the boy.
"Not impossible." said the man. "I have a blowtorch which can be used to open the boxes."
"Is there a time limit?" asked the boy.
"You can take as much time as you want." said the old man. "When you find the prize money, it's all yours. So, do you want to play the game?"
"Well, I don't how I could possibly lose," said the boy. "OK. I'll play your game."
The old man smiled. "I'll make it very easy for you", he said. "There are ten metal boxes, but if you give me five dollars, I will start you right next to the prize money."
The boy happily took out his wallet and handed a crisp five dollar note to the old man. There was a mischievous grin on the old man's face.The game started.The prize money was right in front of the boy. He could see it. He could touch it.Even though he won the game, the boy was never able to spend the money. He died shortly after he won the game.
How did the boy die?
"Do you want to play a game?" the old man said to him.The young boy was intrigued. "What kind of game?" he asked.
"It's a very simple game." said the old man. "I will tell you the rules. I have ten large metal boxes. Inside one of the boxes is the prize money. One thousand dollars."
"A thousand bucks, huh?" asked the boy. "What's the catch?"
"The boxes are sturdy and strong," said the old man. "Much too strong to be opened with your bare hands. They are also airtight and cannot be damaged by a hammer, an axe or even a chainsaw."
"So they're impossible to open?" said the boy.
"Not impossible." said the man. "I have a blowtorch which can be used to open the boxes."
"Is there a time limit?" asked the boy.
"You can take as much time as you want." said the old man. "When you find the prize money, it's all yours. So, do you want to play the game?"
"Well, I don't how I could possibly lose," said the boy. "OK. I'll play your game."
The old man smiled. "I'll make it very easy for you", he said. "There are ten metal boxes, but if you give me five dollars, I will start you right next to the prize money."
The boy happily took out his wallet and handed a crisp five dollar note to the old man. There was a mischievous grin on the old man's face.The game started.The prize money was right in front of the boy. He could see it. He could touch it.Even though he won the game, the boy was never able to spend the money. He died shortly after he won the game.
How did the boy die?
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The man put the inside of the box since he said for five dollars, he'd put the boy next to the money. Since the box was airtight, he suffocated Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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The Woman On The Train
My job means I'm always on a train. I was on the train again today when, suddenly a woman appeared in front of me. I can remember her face clearly. It's really depressing.
Who was this mysterious woman?
Who was this mysterious woman?
Hint:
The person is a train driver and the woman jumped in front of his train. Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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The Tale Of The Two Brothers
Two brothers were watching a horror film on video late one night. One brother dozed off and dreamed that he was being chased by the crazy man from the movie, who was trying to kill him. In the dream, he hid in a cupboard. There was no sound except his heart pounding, and he had no idea where his crazed captor was. He was terrified! At that moment, the video finished, and his brother put his hand on the shoulder of his sleeping sibling to wake him. The shock at that tense moment was enough that the sleeping brother suffered a massive heart attack and died instantly. True or false?
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False- if he had instantly died, how would anybody know his dream Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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Buried In South Carolina Riddle
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The Plane Crash
There was an airplane crash, every single person on board died, but yet two people survived. How is this possible?
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Joseph And Lena Riddle
Joseph and Lena are found dead on the floor with some water around. The windows are open and a strong wind draft is blowing the curtains around. How did they die?
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Joseph and Lena were goldfishes. The wind tipped their bowl over, hence killing them! Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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Dead Lawyers Riddle
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Circus Murder Riddle
A detective reported to a crime scene at the circus. A clown was found backstage in a pool of blood with his hands grasping his neck. How did he die?
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Working In The Wool Factory Riddle
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Committing A Crime Riddle
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Being Used Riddle
The person who makes it has no need for it. The person who purchases it does not use it. The person who does use it does not know he or she is. What is it?
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My Dwelling House Riddle
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Deadly Punch Riddle
A man went into a party and drank some of the punch. He then left early. Everyone at the party who drunk the punch subsequently died of poisoning. Why did the man not die?
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The poison from the punch came from the ice cubes. When the man drank the punch, the ice was fully frozen. Gradually, as the ice cubes melted the poison was released into the punch. Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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Post Your Death Riddles Puns Below
Can you come up with a cool, funny or clever Death Riddles of your own? Post it below (without the answer) to see if you can stump our users.
1. What did the mortician say to the corpse? "You’re dying to get in here!"
2. Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? Because he had no body to dance with.
3. What does a dead comedian get for a coffin? A laugh-in-a-box.
4. Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink.
5. How do you make a skeleton laugh? Tickling his funny bone.
6. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.
7. Why did the zombie go to the doctor? He was feeling a bit rotten.
8. What do you call a train full of dead people? A casket liner.
9. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite!
10. What do ghosts eat for breakfast? Boo-berry pancakes.
11. Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts.
12. Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired.
13. Why did the football team go to the bank? To get their quarterback.
14. Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn't peeling well.
15. What do you call a dog magician? A Labracadabrador.
16. Why did the tomato turn green? Because it saw the salad dressing.
17. What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? A hobbling ghoul.
18. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.
19. What happens to a magician when he disappears? He is transparent.
20. Why did the cow jump over the moon? To get to the other side.
21. What do you give a sick bird? Tweetment.
22. What do cemeteries do with dead people? Bury the hatchet.
23. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.
24. What do snowmen like to eat for breakfast? Frosty flakes.
25. Why did the tomato turn blue? Because it was Crying over Onions.
26. Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts.
27. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired.
28. What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman? Frostbite.
29. Why did the football coach go to the bank? To get his quarter back.
30. What do you get when you cross an elephant and a fish? Swimming trunks.
31. Why did the basketball player go to jail? He committed a foul.
32. Why did the robot go on a diet? It wanted to lose some weight in circuits.
33. Why did the cat go to the doctor? Because it was kitten sick.
34. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a shark? Frostbite.
35. Why did the banana lose its peel? It was worn thin.
36. What do you get when you cross a chilli pepper and a snowman? A hot snowman.
37. Why did the bear go to the doctor? He had a fever.
38. What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman? Frostbite.
39. Why did the fisherman put his fish in the refrigerator? He wanted to keep it fresh.
40. What did one casket say to the other? Is that you coffin?
41. Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.
42. What do you call a cowboy who has lost his horse? Nada.
43. What do ghosts eat at cocktail parties? Boooose.
44. Why did the frog call his insurance agent? He had a jump in his car.
45. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a snake? A chilly snake.
46. Why was the computer cold? It left its Windows open.
47. Why did the bees go on strike? They wanted more honey and shorter working flowers.
48. What do you get when you cross an owl and a goat? A hootin' nanny.
49. Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field.
50. Why did the monkey like the banana? Because it had peel-appeal.
1. What did the mortician say to the corpse? "You’re dying to get in here!"
2. Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? Because he had no body to dance with.
3. What does a dead comedian get for a coffin? A laugh-in-a-box.
4. Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink.
5. How do you make a skeleton laugh? Tickling his funny bone.
6. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.
7. Why did the zombie go to the doctor? He was feeling a bit rotten.
8. What do you call a train full of dead people? A casket liner.
9. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite!
10. What do ghosts eat for breakfast? Boo-berry pancakes.
11. Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts.
12. Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired.
13. Why did the football team go to the bank? To get their quarterback.
14. Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn't peeling well.
15. What do you call a dog magician? A Labracadabrador.
16. Why did the tomato turn green? Because it saw the salad dressing.
17. What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? A hobbling ghoul.
18. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.
19. What happens to a magician when he disappears? He is transparent.
20. Why did the cow jump over the moon? To get to the other side.
21. What do you give a sick bird? Tweetment.
22. What do cemeteries do with dead people? Bury the hatchet.
23. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.
24. What do snowmen like to eat for breakfast? Frosty flakes.
25. Why did the tomato turn blue? Because it was Crying over Onions.
26. Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts.
27. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired.
28. What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman? Frostbite.
29. Why did the football coach go to the bank? To get his quarter back.
30. What do you get when you cross an elephant and a fish? Swimming trunks.
31. Why did the basketball player go to jail? He committed a foul.
32. Why did the robot go on a diet? It wanted to lose some weight in circuits.
33. Why did the cat go to the doctor? Because it was kitten sick.
34. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a shark? Frostbite.
35. Why did the banana lose its peel? It was worn thin.
36. What do you get when you cross a chilli pepper and a snowman? A hot snowman.
37. Why did the bear go to the doctor? He had a fever.
38. What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman? Frostbite.
39. Why did the fisherman put his fish in the refrigerator? He wanted to keep it fresh.
40. What did one casket say to the other? Is that you coffin?
41. Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.
42. What do you call a cowboy who has lost his horse? Nada.
43. What do ghosts eat at cocktail parties? Boooose.
44. Why did the frog call his insurance agent? He had a jump in his car.
45. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a snake? A chilly snake.
46. Why was the computer cold? It left its Windows open.
47. Why did the bees go on strike? They wanted more honey and shorter working flowers.
48. What do you get when you cross an owl and a goat? A hootin' nanny.
49. Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field.
50. Why did the monkey like the banana? Because it had peel-appeal.