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Going To Heaven Riddle

Hint:
Adam and Eve were the only people without navel. As they were not born out of a mother, they never had umbilical cords and thus never had navels.
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Death On Saturday Riddle

Hint:
The wife is responsible. The reason is simple – she was supposed to be sleeping but she knew all that had happened!
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A Boy At The Carnival

A young boy was at the carnival. He was walking past a kiosk where an old man was sitting.

"Do you want to play a game?" the old man said to him.The young boy was intrigued. "What kind of game?" he asked.

"It's a very simple game." said the old man. "I will tell you the rules. I have ten large metal boxes. Inside one of the boxes is the prize money. One thousand dollars."

"A thousand bucks, huh?" asked the boy. "What's the catch?"

"The boxes are sturdy and strong," said the old man. "Much too strong to be opened with your bare hands. They are also airtight and cannot be damaged by a hammer, an axe or even a chainsaw."

"So they're impossible to open?" said the boy.

"Not impossible." said the man. "I have a blowtorch which can be used to open the boxes."

"Is there a time limit?" asked the boy.

"You can take as much time as you want." said the old man. "When you find the prize money, it's all yours. So, do you want to play the game?"

"Well, I don't how I could possibly lose," said the boy. "OK. I'll play your game."

The old man smiled. "I'll make it very easy for you", he said. "There are ten metal boxes, but if you give me five dollars, I will start you right next to the prize money."

The boy happily took out his wallet and handed a crisp five dollar note to the old man. There was a mischievous grin on the old man's face.The game started.The prize money was right in front of the boy. He could see it. He could touch it.Even though he won the game, the boy was never able to spend the money. He died shortly after he won the game.

How did the boy die?
Hint:
The man put the inside of the box since he said for five dollars, he'd put the boy next to the money. Since the box was airtight, he suffocated
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The Woman On The Train

Hint:
The person is a train driver and the woman jumped in front of his train.
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The Tale Of The Two Brothers

Hint:
False- if he had instantly died, how would anybody know his dream
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Buried In South Carolina Riddle

Hint:
Because hes not dead yet.
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The Plane Crash

Hint:
The two were married.
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Joseph And Lena Riddle

Hint:
Joseph and Lena were goldfishes. The wind tipped their bowl over, hence killing them!
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Dead Lawyers Riddle

Hint:
Even a vulture has taste.
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Circus Murder Riddle

Hint:
The killer went for the juggler!
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Working In The Wool Factory Riddle

Hint:
Because she was too young to dye (die).
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Committing A Crime Riddle

Hint:
Suicide.
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Being Used Riddle

Hint:
A coffin.
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My Dwelling House Riddle

Hint:
A grave.
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Deadly Punch Riddle

Hint:
The poison from the punch came from the ice cubes. When the man drank the punch, the ice was fully frozen. Gradually, as the ice cubes melted the poison was released into the punch.
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1. What did the mortician say to the corpse? "You’re dying to get in here!"

2. Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? Because he had no body to dance with.

3. What does a dead comedian get for a coffin? A laugh-in-a-box.

4. Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink.

5. How do you make a skeleton laugh? Tickling his funny bone.

6. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.

7. Why did the zombie go to the doctor? He was feeling a bit rotten.

8. What do you call a train full of dead people? A casket liner.

9. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite!

10. What do ghosts eat for breakfast? Boo-berry pancakes.

11. Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts.

12. Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired.

13. Why did the football team go to the bank? To get their quarterback.

14. Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn't peeling well.

15. What do you call a dog magician? A Labracadabrador.

16. Why did the tomato turn green? Because it saw the salad dressing.

17. What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? A hobbling ghoul.

18. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.

19. What happens to a magician when he disappears? He is transparent.

20. Why did the cow jump over the moon? To get to the other side.

21. What do you give a sick bird? Tweetment.

22. What do cemeteries do with dead people? Bury the hatchet.

23. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.

24. What do snowmen like to eat for breakfast? Frosty flakes.

25. Why did the tomato turn blue? Because it was Crying over Onions.

26. Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts.

27. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired.

28. What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman? Frostbite.

29. Why did the football coach go to the bank? To get his quarter back.

30. What do you get when you cross an elephant and a fish? Swimming trunks.

31. Why did the basketball player go to jail? He committed a foul.

32. Why did the robot go on a diet? It wanted to lose some weight in circuits.

33. Why did the cat go to the doctor? Because it was kitten sick.

34. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a shark? Frostbite.

35. Why did the banana lose its peel? It was worn thin.

36. What do you get when you cross a chilli pepper and a snowman? A hot snowman.

37. Why did the bear go to the doctor? He had a fever.

38. What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman? Frostbite.

39. Why did the fisherman put his fish in the refrigerator? He wanted to keep it fresh.

40. What did one casket say to the other? Is that you coffin?

41. Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.

42. What do you call a cowboy who has lost his horse? Nada.

43. What do ghosts eat at cocktail parties? Boooose.

44. Why did the frog call his insurance agent? He had a jump in his car.

45. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a snake? A chilly snake.

46. Why was the computer cold? It left its Windows open.

47. Why did the bees go on strike? They wanted more honey and shorter working flowers.

48. What do you get when you cross an owl and a goat? A hootin' nanny.

49. Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field.

50. Why did the monkey like the banana? Because it had peel-appeal.
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