A MAN KILLED HIS WIFE IN THE WOODS AND LEAVES NO EVIDENCE THE DAY AFTER THE POLICE CALL HIM AND ASK HIM TO COME TO THE CRIME SCENE IST WITH ERECTIONS SOMETIMES BALLS HANG FROM ME RIDDLES WITH ANSWERS TO SOLVE - PUZZLES & BRAIN TEASERS

1) The girl was wearing a dress at the graveyard. It was dark, so she hadn't noticed where she stuck the knife in the ground. She accidently stuck it in her dress (and the girl DID NOT get hurt by the knife in any way). That is what prevented her from running away.

2) Since the knife had her stuck, she was frighted that the rumor of the bony hand was true and had grabbed her, trying to pull her into the ground. She was truly terrified and died of fright. Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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A football player who was tackled. Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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They were playing Old Maid. Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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Clover Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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She's walking. Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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Because they can hold up traffic. Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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Because they can bleed for a week and still not die.
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Because he was an undercover cop Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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In piggy banks. Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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These flowers are roses Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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I am roses Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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That's when mommies have their babies. Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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Because they never 'work' Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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As little as possible, just like every day! Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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Half way. After that you are walking out of the woods. Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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