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Stabbed In The Leg Riddle

Let's say you are being stabbed in the leg by a knife constantly. What do you do to stop getting stabbed?

Hint:

Stop saying it.

Get it?
Let's SAY "you are being stabbed in the leg by a knife" constantly. So if you stop saying it, you won't be stabbed anymore...?

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Solved: 34%

A Broken Boomerang Riddle

What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

Hint:

A stick.

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Solved: 63%

Backwards Scuba Divers Riddle

Why do scuba divers fall backwards out of a boat?

Why do scuba divers fall backwards out of a boat?

Hint:

Because if they fell forward, they'd fall into the Boat!

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Solved: 40%

Tough Chicken Riddles

Where do tough chickens come from?

Hint:

Hard-boiled eggs!

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Chicken Riddles

Solved: 65%

Teddy In The Rain

What do teddy bears do when it rains?

Hint:

They get wet!

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Solved: 67%

The Sick Snake

What did the doctor give the sick snake?

Hint:

Asp-irin!

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Solved: 73%

Sky Scraping Ape Riddle

Why did the giant ape climb up the side of the skyscraper?

Hint:

The elevator was broken!

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Solved: 67%

A Banana's Conversation

What did the banana say to the monkey?

Hint:

Nothing, bananas can't talk!

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Monkey Riddles Banana Riddles

Solved: 58%

Talking Horse Riddle

When does a horse talk?

Hint:

Whinny wants to!

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Solved: 53%

The Dyslexic Satanist

Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist?

Hint:

He sold his soul to Santa

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Solved: 33%

Burp Color Riddle

What color is a burp?

Hint:

Burple!

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Solved: 53%

Medical School Cat Riddle

Why did the cat go to medical school?

Hint:

To become a first aid kit

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Solved: 40%

The Mooing Dog Riddle

When does a dog go "moo"?

Hint:

When it is learning a new language!

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Solved: 37%

Sad Fat Man Riddle

Why was the fat man sad?

Hint:

He saw thin air!

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Solved: 39%

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