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Studies have linked higher body hair counts to higher degrees of intellectualism. The more hair you have, the more likely you are to have a higher IQ.
All of the bacteria in the body added together would weigh near four pounds.
The human heart sometimes changes it's beat to the one of the music a person is listening to.
Pumpkins are considered an aphrodisiac to the male human species. Studies have shown that it helps to increase blood flow where it counts.
Men are less sexual when they do more housework, according to studies.
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1. Why did the adult film director go to the dentist? To get his film rated XXXtra clean!
2. What did one vibrator say to the other? "I feel a connection between us."
3. Why did the adult film star refuse to go to the beach? She didn't want to show off her sandy cheeks.
4. What do you call two married strippers? Pole mates.
5. What's the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball? A guy will actually search for a golf ball.
6. Why did the condom fly across the room? Because it was pissed off.
7. What do you call a nun in a sexy outfit? A heavenly body.
8. What do you call a dominatrix who loves citrus fruit? A lime tickler.
9. Why did the man break up with his inflatable girlfriend? She was too clingy.
10. What do you call a porn star who loves to garden? A hoe hoe hoe.
11. Why did the sex toy refuse to work overtime? It was already overstimulated.
12. What did the porn star say when the director asked her to do anal for the first time? "Well, I'll try anything once."
13. Why was the stand-up comedian so good in bed? He knew how to work the mic.
14. What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? One is a treasure, the other is a pleasure.
15. Why did the performance artist use his genitals as a paintbrush? He wanted to create a stroke of genius.
16. What do you call a group of prostitutes? A ho-down.
17. Why did the grape stop having sex? Because it was raisin' the roof too much.
18. What did the man say when his wife caught him masturbating? "I was just trying to polish the pearl, darling."
19. Why did the adult film star refuse to do a scene in a church? She didn't want to go down in history as a hymnal.
20. What do you call a sex addict's worst nightmare? Blue balls.
21. Why did the scientist invent a machine that could simulate sex? He wanted to see if it was possible to climax in space.
22. What do you call a man with a small penis? Disappointing.
23. Why did the adult film star get evicted from her apartment? Her moans were too loud and kept her neighbors up all night.
24. What's the difference between a hotdog and a dildo? A hotdog may be similar in shape, but it can't replace a good dildo.
25. Why was the vampire so good in bed? He had centuries of experience.
26. What do you call a man who sleeps with a married woman? An adulterator.
27. Why did the sex therapist become an atheist? Because he found out there's no such thing as a sexual being.
28. What's the difference between a snowman and a snow woman? Snowballs.
29. Why did the prostitute refuse to work with the new guy in town? His client list was too short.
30. What do you call a couple that uses sex as their form of therapy? Laid-back.
31. Why did the pornstar refuse to have sex during the day? It was an evening job.
32. What did the man say to the stripper when she asked if he wanted a lap dance? "Can't talk right now, I'm in a tight spot."
33. Why did the man put his phone on vibrate during a meeting? He was expecting a booty call.
34. What do you call a nun who moonlights as a dominatrix? Sister Sadist.
35. Why did the woman only sleep with men from the army? She wanted to get her ass saluted.
36. What do you call a group of horny priests? A holy orgy.
37. Why did the porn star refuse to work with the director who had a lisp? She couldn't handle the lilty talking.
38. What do you call a man who has cheated on his wife multiple times with different women? A versatile lover.
39. Why did the woman lead the man into the bedroom when he asked for a glass of water? She wanted to get him wet.
40. What do you call a condom with a sense of humor? A jokester rubber.
41. Why did the adult film star refuse to work out at the gym? She didn't want to be caught squatting.
42. What do you call a man who has slept with multiple women in his office? A productive employee.
43. Why did the prostitute become a makeup artist? She knew how to apply lipstick to cocks.
44. What do you call a man who can't get it up? Disengaged.
45. Why did the sex worker work out so much? She wanted to lift her own weight in f**ks.
46. What do you call a piece of furniture that's great for sex? A love seat.
47. Why did the woman refuse to sleep with the man who owned a farm? He was too into his own goats.
48. What do you call a condom with a needle in it? A porcupine prophylactic.
49. Why did the porn star sit on the washing machine? She wanted a spin cycle orgasm.
50. What do you call a man who gets jealous every time his girlfriend orgasms? A premature like.
1. Why did the adult film director go to the dentist? To get his film rated XXXtra clean!
2. What did one vibrator say to the other? "I feel a connection between us."
3. Why did the adult film star refuse to go to the beach? She didn't want to show off her sandy cheeks.
4. What do you call two married strippers? Pole mates.
5. What's the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball? A guy will actually search for a golf ball.
6. Why did the condom fly across the room? Because it was pissed off.
7. What do you call a nun in a sexy outfit? A heavenly body.
8. What do you call a dominatrix who loves citrus fruit? A lime tickler.
9. Why did the man break up with his inflatable girlfriend? She was too clingy.
10. What do you call a porn star who loves to garden? A hoe hoe hoe.
11. Why did the sex toy refuse to work overtime? It was already overstimulated.
12. What did the porn star say when the director asked her to do anal for the first time? "Well, I'll try anything once."
13. Why was the stand-up comedian so good in bed? He knew how to work the mic.
14. What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? One is a treasure, the other is a pleasure.
15. Why did the performance artist use his genitals as a paintbrush? He wanted to create a stroke of genius.
16. What do you call a group of prostitutes? A ho-down.
17. Why did the grape stop having sex? Because it was raisin' the roof too much.
18. What did the man say when his wife caught him masturbating? "I was just trying to polish the pearl, darling."
19. Why did the adult film star refuse to do a scene in a church? She didn't want to go down in history as a hymnal.
20. What do you call a sex addict's worst nightmare? Blue balls.
21. Why did the scientist invent a machine that could simulate sex? He wanted to see if it was possible to climax in space.
22. What do you call a man with a small penis? Disappointing.
23. Why did the adult film star get evicted from her apartment? Her moans were too loud and kept her neighbors up all night.
24. What's the difference between a hotdog and a dildo? A hotdog may be similar in shape, but it can't replace a good dildo.
25. Why was the vampire so good in bed? He had centuries of experience.
26. What do you call a man who sleeps with a married woman? An adulterator.
27. Why did the sex therapist become an atheist? Because he found out there's no such thing as a sexual being.
28. What's the difference between a snowman and a snow woman? Snowballs.
29. Why did the prostitute refuse to work with the new guy in town? His client list was too short.
30. What do you call a couple that uses sex as their form of therapy? Laid-back.
31. Why did the pornstar refuse to have sex during the day? It was an evening job.
32. What did the man say to the stripper when she asked if he wanted a lap dance? "Can't talk right now, I'm in a tight spot."
33. Why did the man put his phone on vibrate during a meeting? He was expecting a booty call.
34. What do you call a nun who moonlights as a dominatrix? Sister Sadist.
35. Why did the woman only sleep with men from the army? She wanted to get her ass saluted.
36. What do you call a group of horny priests? A holy orgy.
37. Why did the porn star refuse to work with the director who had a lisp? She couldn't handle the lilty talking.
38. What do you call a man who has cheated on his wife multiple times with different women? A versatile lover.
39. Why did the woman lead the man into the bedroom when he asked for a glass of water? She wanted to get him wet.
40. What do you call a condom with a sense of humor? A jokester rubber.
41. Why did the adult film star refuse to work out at the gym? She didn't want to be caught squatting.
42. What do you call a man who has slept with multiple women in his office? A productive employee.
43. Why did the prostitute become a makeup artist? She knew how to apply lipstick to cocks.
44. What do you call a man who can't get it up? Disengaged.
45. Why did the sex worker work out so much? She wanted to lift her own weight in f**ks.
46. What do you call a piece of furniture that's great for sex? A love seat.
47. Why did the woman refuse to sleep with the man who owned a farm? He was too into his own goats.
48. What do you call a condom with a needle in it? A porcupine prophylactic.
49. Why did the porn star sit on the washing machine? She wanted a spin cycle orgasm.
50. What do you call a man who gets jealous every time his girlfriend orgasms? A premature like.