MOVIE RIDDLES

What's an angel's favorite movie?

There's one that is called Smaug
Who in The Hobbit guarded gold
The fire that he breathed
Means that you would never be cold

Who is he?

In The Hobbit there was one
Harry Potter had more than three
If you were to make one mad
From its mouth fire you would see.

What is it?

Where does Qui-Gon keep his jam?

Where do penguins go to the movies?

Was Dorothy a good actress?

Where do cows go with their friends?

First think of the person who lives in disguise,
Who deals in secrets and tells naught but lies,
Next tell me whats always the last thing to mend,
The middle of middle and end of the end?
Which creature would you be unwilling to kiss?

What is a sharks favorite sci-fi movie?

Why didn't the owl skeleton go to the movies?

Why did they come out with a Lord of the Rings movie?

What did the Hollywood film director say after he finished making a movie about myelin?

Why didn't the pirate go to the movies?

What does Oliver Stone eat ice cream?

When does Denzel Washington have hang out with Rugrats?

Can you come up with a cool, funny or clever Movie Riddles of your own? Post it below (without the answer) to see if you can stump our users.

1. Why did the movie star refuse to get out of bed? Because he was still in his sleeping Baggage.

2. What did the director say to the actor who couldn't remember his lines? "Just Wing it!"

3. Why did the horror movie director quit his job? He couldn't stomach it!

4. Why did the superhero refuse to join the army? He was Captain America already!

5. Why did the movie star refuse to work in a comedy film? He was too serious for his role.

6. Why did the movie critic always go to the gym? He wanted to stay in Shape of Water.

7. Why did the actor refuse to do a nude scene? He didn't want to expose the Lion King.

8. Why did the actress break up with her director boyfriend? He was always behind the camera.

9. What did the film editor say to the movie projector? "Let's cut to the chase!"

10. Why did the movie star hate working on set? He was always Waiting to Exhale.

11. Why did the actor coach refuse to work with amateurs? He Only Wanted Five Goodfellas.

12. What did the movie star say when he saw his paycheck? "Money Talks!"

13. Why did the Hollywood producer adopt a puppy? He wanted a little film pup.

14. Why did the movie actress break up with her costar boyfriend? He was too much of a Jurassic Jerk.

15. What did the director say to the actor who was overacting? "Less is More in The Room."

16. Why did the film critic never watch science fiction movies? He was always lost in Space.

17. Why did the actress break up with her leading man? He was always stealing the Scene.

18. Why did the action star refuse to do his own stunts? He was scared of Mission: Impossible.

19. What did the movie director say to the actor who kept forgetting his lines? "You're The Mummy!"

20. Why was the superhero afraid to go on a date? He wasn't sure if he had The Power of Love.

21. Why did the actress refuse to work with the new director? He was too Green Book.

22. What did the movie director say to the actor who insisted he couldn't act? "Don't be such a Drama Queen!"

23. Why did the movie star quit his job? He wanted to pursue his True Grit.

24. Why did the actor refuse to play in the historical epic? He didn't want to be a Forrest Gump.

25. Why was the film critic always reading books? He was looking for the Page of Love.

26. What did the movie star say to his agent when he got the role? "I'm The Godfather now."

27. Why did the actor refuse to work on a romantic comedy? He was afraid he'd be typecast as The Notebook guy.

28. Why did the actress refuse to do a superhero film? She didn't want to be known as The Dark Knight's assistant.

29. Why did the director quit the movie business? He didn't have the Drive.

30. Why did the movie critic refuse to review the newest blockbuster movie? He didn't want to Offend The Dead.

31. Why did the film star refuse to play the villain? He didn't want to be The Devil Wears Prada guy.

32. What did the actor say to the aliens when they asked him to act in their movie? "I'm not gonna be your Star Wars pawn!"

33. Why did the actress break up with her producer boyfriend? He was always Pitching.

34. Why did the Hollywood actor wear sunglasses all the time? He was afraid he'd be recognized as A Star is Born.

35. Why did the filmmaker refuse to work on a travel movie? He didn't have the Passport.

36. Why did the movie star refuse to work with his nemesis? He didn't want to be in The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly.

37. Why did the actor refuse to work on the action movie? He didn't want to be known as Die Hard.

38. Why did the movie star refuse to work on a comedy? He wasn't in The Mood.

39. Why did the actress break up with her scriptwriter boyfriend? He wasn't The Notebook type.

40. Why did the Hollywood star refuse to play in a fantasy movie? He didn't have The Lord of The Rings power.

41. Why did the actress break up with the movie director? She wanted to be an Independent in Spirit.

42. What did the movie star say to the bad guy who was holding him captive? "Let me Guess, You Can't Handle the Truth."

43. Why did the horror movie director refuse to work on the romantic movie? He didn't want to be The Notebook guy.

44. Why did the filmmaker refuse to work on the adventure film? He wasn't The Mummy type.

45. Why did the movie critic never watch romance movies? He wasn't fond of The Notebook.

46. Why did the actor refuse to work with the new director? He didn't like the A Star is Born attitude.

47. Why did the action star refuse to work on a comedy movie? He didn't want to Rush Hour.

48. Why did the movie star refuse to sign in for the sequel? He had The Lion King's pride.

49. Why did the actress break up with the producer? He had The Titanic's ego.

50. Why did the movie star refuse to work with the other movie star? He didn't want to be Jingle All The Way.