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1. What do you call a tech-savvy ghost? A cursor phantom!
2. What did one computer say to the other computer during a power outage? "I think we need a reboot-icle."
3. Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts.
4. How do you know when a programming language is dead? When the compiler gives you a funeral error.
5. What's the difference between a web developer and a firefighter? A firefighter knows how to put out fires, while a web developer knows how to start them.
6. Why did the computer keep sneezing? It had a virus.
7. Why did the computer go to the doctor? It had a virus infection.
8. What do you call a lazy computer? A sleep-ware program.
9. Why couldn't the bicycle go online? It had two flat tires.
10. What do you call a group of hackers? A circuit party.
11. What's the difference between a website and a social media platform? One's a heap of code, the other's a hide of sheep.
12. What do you call a hacker with a degree in psychology? A psych-hacker.
13. Why did the smartphone break up with the laptop? It found someone more compatible.
14. What is a computer's favorite Beatles song? "Let It Be."
15. What do you call a computer in a jar of water? A laptop.
16. Why did the robot go on a diet? It wanted to reduce its memory usage.
17. What do you call a computer that sings? A Dell-bert.
18. What do you call a website that takes too long to load? A slowpoke.
19. Why did the computer need a new keyboard? The old one had a sticky spacebar.
20. What do you call a computer that's really good at insulting people? A cyber-bully.
21. Why was the computer cold? It left its Windows open.
22. Why did the smartphone get a ticket? It was texting while walking.
23. What is a computer's favorite snack? Micro-chips.
24. What does a computer do on Valentine's Day? Downloads internet love letters.
25. Why did the laptop break down? It had a power surge.
26. What do you call it when a hacker tries to break into a fruit tree? A cyber-peach.
27. What do you call a computer with a cold? A sneeze-o.
28. Why did the laptop feel self-conscious? It was afraid of its webcam.
29. What do you call a computer that's been hijacked? A cyber-criminal.
30. Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Light attracts bugs.
31. What does a computer wear when it goes swimming? A Dell-phin.
32. What do you call a computer that's really good at geography? A Dell-atlas.
33. Why did the smartphone cross the road? To get to the other side of the wireless network.
34. What do you call a computer that can dance? A gigahertz.
35. Why did the computer have trouble sleeping? The mouse was clicking all night.
36. What do you call a tech-savvy frog? A hopp-tech-nik.
37. Why did the internet break up with the dating site? It found someone better.
38. What do you call a computer that's really into fitness? A core-i-burn.
39. Why did the smartphone need a break? It was overheated from too many apps.
40. What do you call a computer with an attitude? A gigabyte
41. Why was the computer so hungry? It wanted more bytes.
42. What do you call a group of programming languages? A code-te.
43. Why did the smartphone go on a road trip? It wanted to roam.
44. What do you call a computer that's always happy? A processor.
45. Why did the laptop stop working? It needed a new battery.
46. What do you call a computer that's obsessed with social media? A Facebook-bot.
47. Why did the computer cross the road? To get to the other processor.
48. What do you call a group of hackers who throw a party? A cyber-shindig.
49. Why did the laptop feel like a superstar? It was booting up.
50. What do you call a computer with a bad temper? A megabyte.
1. What do you call a tech-savvy ghost? A cursor phantom!
2. What did one computer say to the other computer during a power outage? "I think we need a reboot-icle."
3. Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts.
4. How do you know when a programming language is dead? When the compiler gives you a funeral error.
5. What's the difference between a web developer and a firefighter? A firefighter knows how to put out fires, while a web developer knows how to start them.
6. Why did the computer keep sneezing? It had a virus.
7. Why did the computer go to the doctor? It had a virus infection.
8. What do you call a lazy computer? A sleep-ware program.
9. Why couldn't the bicycle go online? It had two flat tires.
10. What do you call a group of hackers? A circuit party.
11. What's the difference between a website and a social media platform? One's a heap of code, the other's a hide of sheep.
12. What do you call a hacker with a degree in psychology? A psych-hacker.
13. Why did the smartphone break up with the laptop? It found someone more compatible.
14. What is a computer's favorite Beatles song? "Let It Be."
15. What do you call a computer in a jar of water? A laptop.
16. Why did the robot go on a diet? It wanted to reduce its memory usage.
17. What do you call a computer that sings? A Dell-bert.
18. What do you call a website that takes too long to load? A slowpoke.
19. Why did the computer need a new keyboard? The old one had a sticky spacebar.
20. What do you call a computer that's really good at insulting people? A cyber-bully.
21. Why was the computer cold? It left its Windows open.
22. Why did the smartphone get a ticket? It was texting while walking.
23. What is a computer's favorite snack? Micro-chips.
24. What does a computer do on Valentine's Day? Downloads internet love letters.
25. Why did the laptop break down? It had a power surge.
26. What do you call it when a hacker tries to break into a fruit tree? A cyber-peach.
27. What do you call a computer with a cold? A sneeze-o.
28. Why did the laptop feel self-conscious? It was afraid of its webcam.
29. What do you call a computer that's been hijacked? A cyber-criminal.
30. Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Light attracts bugs.
31. What does a computer wear when it goes swimming? A Dell-phin.
32. What do you call a computer that's really good at geography? A Dell-atlas.
33. Why did the smartphone cross the road? To get to the other side of the wireless network.
34. What do you call a computer that can dance? A gigahertz.
35. Why did the computer have trouble sleeping? The mouse was clicking all night.
36. What do you call a tech-savvy frog? A hopp-tech-nik.
37. Why did the internet break up with the dating site? It found someone better.
38. What do you call a computer that's really into fitness? A core-i-burn.
39. Why did the smartphone need a break? It was overheated from too many apps.
40. What do you call a computer with an attitude? A gigabyte
41. Why was the computer so hungry? It wanted more bytes.
42. What do you call a group of programming languages? A code-te.
43. Why did the smartphone go on a road trip? It wanted to roam.
44. What do you call a computer that's always happy? A processor.
45. Why did the laptop stop working? It needed a new battery.
46. What do you call a computer that's obsessed with social media? A Facebook-bot.
47. Why did the computer cross the road? To get to the other processor.
48. What do you call a group of hackers who throw a party? A cyber-shindig.
49. Why did the laptop feel like a superstar? It was booting up.
50. What do you call a computer with a bad temper? A megabyte.