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I Used To Have A Little Brother Riddle

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Choked his brother with candy
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A Woman Is Walking Riddle

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Her life...
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Keep The Kids Safe Riddle

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Lock the door!
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What Happened To The Plastic Surgeon Riddle

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He melted
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All You Can Eat Riddle

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He had two waiters and a busboy.
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A Kind Of Fish That Can Never Swim Riddle

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A dead fish
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Over London Bridge

Hint:
A bottle of gin.
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I Was Set On Fire

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A candle
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Princess Diana And French Wine Riddle

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They both came from France in a wooden box.
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Comes To Bedsides Riddle

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Death
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The Awful Date Riddle

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The woman shoots a picture of him, drowns the picture to develop it, then she hangs the picture
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Attacked By A Burglar Riddle

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His wife came to the door with a butcher knife because she thought her husband was coming home. She was planning to kill the husband.
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The Woman On The Train

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The person is a train driver and the woman jumped in front of his train.
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Dead Lawyers Riddle

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Even a vulture has taste.
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The Double Decker Bus Riddle

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The deceased!
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1. Why was the funeral director so popular? He knew how to put his coffin to use.

2. Why did the skeleton refuse to dance? It had no body to move with.

3. What do you call a group of crows at a cemetery? A funeral murder.

4. Why did the ghost break up with his girlfriend? She was too transparent.

5. Why did the mummy always have trouble talking? It kept getting wrapped up in its words.

6. Why did the vampire refuse to eat garlic? It was afraid of catching Italian.

7. Why did the zombie cross the road? To get to the other side, of course.

8. What do you give a burn victim for their birthday? A cake with extra candles.

9. Why did the ghost go to the bar? To get a spirit.

10. Why did the werewolf go to the hair salon? It wanted a full moon haircut.

11. Why did the skeleton lose its mind? It couldn't keep its head on straight.

12. Why did the witch refuse to use the broomstick? It was a stickler for cleanliness.

13. Why did the undertaker take up gardening? To cultivate his grave business.

14. Why did the zombie quit his job as a mailman? It couldn't stop biting the hand that feeds it.

15. Why did the ghost raise a family of ghosts? They were all of its own apparition.

16. Why did the vampire switch to a vegan diet? It wanted to suck on something other than blood oranges.

17. Why did the skeleton skip the party? It had no body to dance with.

18. Why did the witch take up knitting? It wanted to weave its own spells.

19. Why did the mummy quit its job as a waiter? It couldn't stop wrapping the wrong orders.

20. Why did the ghost resign as CEO? It realized it was not a living entity.

21. Why did the zombie get fired from NASA? It kept eating the astronauts.

22. Why did the werewolf attend a yoga class? It wanted to get in touch with its inner beast.

23. Why did the skeleton join a bike gang? It wanted to put its skull to use as a helmet.

24. Why did the witch become a landlord? She wanted to put a spell on her tenants.

25. Why did the ghost take a baking class? It wanted to learn how to make spectral cookies.

26. Why did the vampire become a stand-up comedian? It wanted to take a bite out of the stage.

27. Why did the mummy refuse to donate its organs? It was all wrapped up in itself.

28. Why did the skeleton quit its job as a DJ? It couldn't keep its rhythm in check.

29. Why did the witch fail in the stock market? She put too many spells on her portfolio.

30. Why did the ghost refuse to leave the house? It was too hauntingly beautiful.

31. Why did the zombie go to graphics school? It wanted to perfect its brain-hungry logo design.

32. Why did the werewolf join a choir? It wanted to learn how to howl in harmony.

33. Why did the skeleton open a gym franchise? It wanted to promote healthy bones.

34. Why did the vampire fail as a dentist? It kept sucking on the patients' veins instead of teeth.

35. Why did the mummy become a politician? It knew how to wrap up a good debate.

36. Why did the ghost become a computer programmer? It wanted to learn how to haunt the web.

37. Why did the zombie become a chemist? It wanted to develop a formula for un-decomposing.

38. Why did the witch flunk culinary school? She kept using eye of newt as an ingredient.

39. Why did the skeleton become a chef? It wanted to cook some spine-tingling dishes.

40. Why did the vampire switch to a liquid diet? It wanted to stay classy with its Bloody Marys.

41. Why did the mummy buy a boat? It wanted to sail the Nile in style.

42. Why did the ghost join a book club? It wanted to keep its spirit of knowledge alive.

43. Why did the zombie get upset at the library? It couldn't find any brains to borrow.

44. Why did the werewolf become a park ranger? It wanted to howl at the moon in a more natural setting.

45. Why did the skeleton become a fortune teller? It knew how to read between the bones.

46. Why did the witch start a fashion brand? She knew how to bewitch the runway.

47. Why did the ghost write a memoir? It wanted to share its spectral story with the world.

48. Why did the vampire become a lifeguard? It was a natural at water-to-blood transfusions.

49. Why did the mummy take up martial arts? It wanted to be able to unwrap a can of whoop-ass.

50. Why did the zombie become a sports commentator? It could smell the action on the field.
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