ALL DAY LONG ITS IN AND OUT I DISCHARGE LOADS FROM MY SHAFT BOTH MEN AND WOMEN RIDDLES WITH ANSWERS TO SOLVE - PUZZLES & BRAIN TEASERS

Single women come home, see whats in the fridge and go to bed. Married women see whats in the bed and go to the fridge. Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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They dont have testicles to scratch. Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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There's a clock on the stove! Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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Women who can't even afford a washing machine will never be able to support you Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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The handsome, the caring and the majority Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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They already have boyfriends. Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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They're always in hot water, they lack taste, and they need dough. Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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They are all better rich! Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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Croak-o-cola. Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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You mean great dill to me. Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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Sure, they're very scent-imental! Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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The moon. Even though the true moon cycle is about 29.5 days, it takes 27 days, 7 hours, and 43 minutes for our Moon to complete one full orbit around Earth. Thus you can see the full moon every 27 days or you can moon yourself every day in the mirror. Not that youd want to. Does anyone moon themselves? Cant say as Ive ever had the pleasure. Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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Love Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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Because they're always wearing green.. Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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On Saint Patrick's Day you wear green, and on April 15 the government takes away your green. Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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