I WADDLE LIKE A PENGUIN BUT THEY TREAT ME AS A KING GIMME GIMME GIMME CANDY AND GIVE IT TO ME NOW RIDDLES WITH ANSWERS TO SOLVE - PUZZLES & BRAIN TEASERS

To get the guard to give you a cigarette (and this really is the preferred answer to this question), threaten to kill yourself by smashing your head against the wall of your cell. That gives you leverage with the guard - hed be tied up by doing paperwork about your suicide, so hed miss weekend time with his family (its Friday afternoon, remember?) -- so hell give you a cigarette. Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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A pumpkin patch! Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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Frost bites. Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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Ring Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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Stumpy. Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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Independant Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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He's all wrapped up! Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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It's your sister! Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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A burr-ito! Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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Ace of diamonds. Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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She will always need to give you 5 apples. You both need at least 5 apples to begin with, but apart from that it doesnt matter exactly how many you each have. When she gives you 5 you will have 10 more than her because she will lose 5 and you will gain 5, resulting in a net difference of 10.

For example, if you each have 25 apples and she gives you 5 of hers, she will be left with 20 and you will now have 30, precisely 10 more than she has. Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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1. COIN: quarter, dime, nickel
2. FISH: salmon, perch, trout
3. BUILDING: stadium, mosque, castle
4. CRIME: perjury, murder, mutiny Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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A URLologist Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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Elk-aseltzer Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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Time Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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