FOOD RIDDLES

What did the physicist snack on during lunch?

What do you call a person who cant flip pancakes?

What does this represent?

Pot OOOOOOOO

What do vegan vampires and vegan ninjas like to slice up and eat?

Why do ninjas start their days by eating corn flakes everyday?

How can you eat and study at the same time?

Im round but Im not a wheel
Im loved by a monster but Im not the Bride of Frankenstein
I sometimes contain chips but Im not a computer
I go well with milk but Im not a bowl of cereal
Im made of dough but Im not a loaf of bread
What am I?

What do you get when you cross geometry with McDonalds?

What do you get if you cross the man of steel with a hot beef broth?

Why did Superman wrap himself in bread?

This is a tasty side dish
Everyone will want to chow down
Its made of sweet potatoes
Marshmallows and sugar thats brown

What does a volcano do when it wants food for a party?

Why don't giraffes like fast food?

What was Thomas Jefferson's favorite dessert?

What does a skeleton orders at a restaurant?

Can you come up with a cool, funny or clever Food Riddles of your own? Post it below (without the answer) to see if you can stump our users.

1. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!



2. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!



3. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine.



4. Why did the tomato turn down the job offer? It wasn't quite ripe for the job.



5. How do you know if a pineapple is high? It's been sitting on the shelf all day and you can start to smell it.



6. What do you call a fish that wears a bowtie? Sole-mates.



7. Why did the cookie go to the doctor? It was feeling crummy.



8. What did the bread say to the toaster? I want you to stand up to me.



9. What does bread do when it's feeling lonely? Muffin.



10. Why do witches like their latte's cold? They're spooky!