FOOD RIDDLES

What goes up white and comes down yellow and white?

If there were no food left, what could people do?

What did the bully have for lunch?

If one and a half boys, eat one and a half burgers in one and a half hours.

How many burgers can 9 boys eat in 3 hours ?

You throw away the outside and cook the inside. Then you eat the outside and throw away the inside. What did you eat?

What has no beginning, end, or middle?

A box without hinges, key, or lid,
yet golden treasure inside is hid.

What did the chocolate syrup say to the ice cream?

What happens when you fall in love with a french chef?

What did the French chef give his wife for Valentines Day?

What do you get if you cross a computer with a hamburger?

What do computers eat when they get hungry? Body parts remaining: 6

I can sizzle like bacon,
and I come from an egg.
I have plenty of back bone,
but lack a good leg.
I peal like an onion,
but I'm always whole.
I'm long like a flag pole
yet fit in a hole.

I am a?

Whats a wolfs favorite fruit?

If you had 5 potatoes and had to divide them equally between 3 people, what should you do?

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1. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!



2. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!



3. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine.



4. Why did the tomato turn down the job offer? It wasn't quite ripe for the job.



5. How do you know if a pineapple is high? It's been sitting on the shelf all day and you can start to smell it.



6. What do you call a fish that wears a bowtie? Sole-mates.



7. Why did the cookie go to the doctor? It was feeling crummy.



8. What did the bread say to the toaster? I want you to stand up to me.



9. What does bread do when it's feeling lonely? Muffin.



10. Why do witches like their latte's cold? They're spooky!