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Psychoanalysis For Men Riddle

Why is psychoanalysis quicker for men than for women?
Hint:
When it's time to go back to his childhood, he's already there.
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Riddles For Women 
Solved: 37%
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A Woman's Appearance Riddle

Why do most women pay more attention to their appearance than improving their minds?
Hint:
Because most men are stupid but few are blind.
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Riddles For Women 
Solved: 37%
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Lost Intelligence Riddle

What do you call a woman who has lost 95% of her intelligence?
Hint:
Divorced.
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Riddles For Men 
Solved: 36%
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A Happy Man Riddle

How can you tell if a man is happy?
Hint:
Who cares?
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Riddles For Women 
Solved: 34%
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Laundromat Women Riddle

Why is a Laundromat a bad place for a guy to pick up women?
Hint:
Women who can't even afford a washing machine will never be able to support you
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Riddles For Men 
Solved: 34%
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Women With The Smallest Feet

Why do women have smaller feet than men?
Hint:
It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.
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Riddles For Men 
Solved: 48%
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PMS Riddle

Why do women call it PMS?
Hint:
Mad Cow Disease was already taken.
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Riddles For Men 
Solved: 0%
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Married And Single Women Riddle

Why are married women heavier than single women?
Why are married women heavier than single women?
Hint:
Single women come home, see whats in the fridge and go to bed. Married women see whats in the bed and go to the fridge.
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Riddles For Men 
Solved: 0%
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Hiring A Chef Riddle

Why shouldn't you hire a midget chef?
Hint:
Why shouldn't you hire a midget chef?
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Kitchen Riddles 
Solved: 20%
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Epileptic Chef Riddle

What was the epileptic chefs house specialty?
Hint:
Seizure salad.
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Food Riddles 
Solved: 60%
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A Shot Of Everclear Riddle

What does a shot of Everclear and a Woman have in common?
Hint:
Both of them make men start talking nonsense!
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Bar Riddles 
Solved: 34%
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Zebras And Michael Jackson Riddle

What does a zebra and Michael Jackson have in common?
Hint:
They can't decide whether to be black or white!
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Zebra Riddle 
Solved: 47%
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Simba And O.J Riddle

What's the difference between Simba and O.J
Hint:
One's an African lion the other a lyin African!
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Lion Riddle 
Solved: 40%
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A Couch And A Mexican

Whats the difference between a couch and a Mexican?
Whats the difference between a couch and a Mexican?
Hint:
A couch can support a family
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Mexican Riddles 
Solved: 32%
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Lawyers And Trampolines

What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?
Hint:
You take off your shoes to jump on a trampoline!
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Lawyer Riddles 
Solved: 45%

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