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    Bad Riddles
    Here we have listed a ton of bad riddles for your amusement. Many of these corny riddles are short sweet, and to the point.

    Think of all the wonders you could make with a plethora of cheesy riddles. These are perfect for themed birthday parties, scavenger and treasure hunts, family night, and many more social activities.

    None of the short word puzzles listed in this section are too hard to solve. For a bit of added enjoyment and difficulty, you may want to make use of the timer feature placed above most of them. Going against the clock is a nice way to add some pressure to solving each question.

    Also, if you would like to share your lame riddles, look in the designated section near the end of the page and feel free to add away!

    Playboy Bunnies Riddle

    Hint:
    Rabbit Transit
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    What Happened To The Plastic Surgeon Riddle

    Hint:
    He melted
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    Gun Powder Riddle

    Hint:
    A lady who wanted guns to look pretty
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    A Queen's Twins Riddle

    Hint:
    He is a male.
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    Running For Its Life

    Hint:
    Because it was being chased by a dog-erpillar
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    Kept In Suspense Riddle

    Hint:
    I'll tell you later
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    Liar On The Phone Riddle

    Hint:
    A telephony
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    What Did The Wall Say?

    Hint:
    Meet you at the corner!
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    No Labor Day Riddles

    Hint:
    Because they never 'work'
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    Rock In A Stream

    Hint:
    It makes a splash.
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    No Farting In Public

    Hint:
    A private tutor
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    Old Man Window

    Hint:
    Because he is full of pains (panes).
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    Strawberry Shake Riddle

    Hint:
    Tell it a scary story!
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    Riding Steers Riddle

    Hint:
    With Steer-ing wheels.
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    Hospital Bed Riddle

    Hint:
    Because you cant lie up.
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    Can you come up with a cool, funny or clever Bad Riddles of your own? Post it below (without the answer) to see if you can stump our users.

    1. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine.

    2. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!

    3. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.

    4. Why don't sharks live in the jungle? Because they can't climb trees.

    5. What do you give a sick bird? Tweetment.

    6. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.

    7. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.

    8. Why did the chicken cross the road twice? To get to the other side, and then to prove he wasn't a chicken.

    9. What do you call a group of cows playing instruments? A moo-sical band.

    10. Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn't peeling well.

    11. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.

    12. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a shark? Frostbite.

    13. Why don't ghosts use elevators? Because they lift their spirits naturally.

    14. How do you organize a space party? You planet.

    15. Why don't bicycles ever get anywhere? Because they're always two-tired.

    16. How do you know if a joke is a dad joke? It becomes apparent.

    17. What do you call a bee that can't make up its mind? A maybe.

    18. What does a pirate say on his 80th birthday? "Aye, matey!"

    19. Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.

    20. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite.

    21. Why do vampires always seem sick? They're always coffin.

    22. How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogey in it.

    23. Why don't mermaids wear clothes? They don't want to be tide down.

    24. What do you get when you cross a fish and a soldier? A fish and chips.

    25. How do you organize an outer space party? You planet.

    26. Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field.

    27. How does a rabbi make coffee? Hebrews it.

    28. What do you call a camel that's been in a car accident? A camel-toe.

    29. Why did the lion break up with his girlfriend? She was a cheetah.

    30. How does Moses prepare his tea? Hebrews it.

    31. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a bulldog? Frostbite.

    32. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.

    33. How do you make a lemon drop? Just let it fall.

    34. What do you call a bee that can't make up its mind? A maybe.

    35. Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.

    36. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.

    37. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh.

    38. How do you make a tissue dance? You boogey it down.

    39. Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? He had no body to go with.

    40. Have you heard about the new restaurant called Karma? There's no menu, you just get what you deserve.

    41. Why did the cookie go to the doctor? It was feeling crummy.

    42. Why did the banana go out with the prune? Because it couldn't get a date.

    43. How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut.

    44. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a baker? Frosting.

    45. Why can't a bicycle stand up by itself? It's two-tired.

    46. What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk.

    47. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.

    48. What's a pirate's favorite letter? You might think it's R, but it's actually the C.

    49. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a hen? Frosty the Eggman.

    50. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.
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