Buying Whatsapp Riddle
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Facebook Loners Riddle
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Because it's the only place where they can talk to a wall and not be considered an loser! Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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Facebook Jail Riddle
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You have a profile picture, you sit around all day writing on walls, and you get poked by guys you don't really know! Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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Your Parents Are Doing It Riddle
Its a fun thing to do and you devote a significant amount of energy to thinking about it, but you hate knowing that your parents are doing it. What is it?
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Facebook Fridge
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Because even when you know there's nothing new going on, you still go on & check it every 10 minutes.
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Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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1. Why did the Facebook page feel like it was suffocating? Because it had too many likes!
2. What did one Facebook post say to another? "I can't believe you shared that!"
3. Why did the Facebook user consult a doctor? Because they had a "wall" in their stomach!
4. What did the Facebook user say when they couldn't log in? "I guess my password was too complex-icated!"
5. What's the best way to attract followers on Facebook? Post a recipe for "like-a-licious" cookies!
6. Why was the Facebook group for gardening enthusiasts so popular? Because it was always "planty" of activity!
7. What did the Facebook user say when they found out their account had been hacked? "I feel so violated-ated!"
8. Why did the Facebook user unfriend their old flame? Because their relationship had gone "a-wall".
9. Why did the Facebook user take up knitting? They wanted to "purl" their way into people's hearts!
10. What did the Facebook user say when they finally reached 5,000 friends? "I've officially peaked-booked!"
11. Why did the Facebook user cross the street? To get to the other side of the timeline!
12. Why did the Facebook user join a dance group? They were looking to "step out" of their comfort zone!
13. What's a Facebook user's favorite type of cheese? Friend-cheddar!
14. Why did the Facebook user go to the library? To check out a "book"face!
15. What did the Facebook user say when they got lost on the site? "Can someone give me a light?"
16. Why did the Facebook user quit their job as a meteorologist? They couldn't handle all the "un-lite" comments!
17. Why did the Facebook user avoid posting about their recent trip to the dentist? They didn't want to "fill" the news feed with unnecessary information!
18. What did the Facebook user say when they got their first dislike? "That was like a punch to the emoji!"
19. Why did the Facebook user switch to a plant-based diet? They wanted to "lettuce" live a healthier lifestyle!
20. What did the Facebook user say when they saw their old high school bully's post? "Looks like they're still 'putting up walls'!"
21. Why did the Facebook user start playing the banjo? They wanted to "strum" up some new friends!
22. What did the Facebook user say when their crush messaged them? "OMG, my heart is going clickety-like!"
23. Why did the Facebook user decide to start a blog? They wanted to put their thoughts into "writings"!
24. What did the Facebook user say when they accidentally posted a status meant for their significant other as a public post? "Whoops, guess that one's not just between us-book!"
25. Why did the Facebook user start practicing yoga? They wanted to "pose" for more pictures!
26. What did the Facebook user say when their friend commented on their selfie? "Thanks for the ego boost-book!"
27. Why did the Facebook user start a book club? They were tired of everyone "judging the book by its cover"!
28. What did the Facebook user say when they realized they had accidentally been using their work account to post personal photos? "Oops, that's definitely a faux-pas-post!"
29. Why did the Facebook user start taking photography classes? They wanted to "capture" more moments!
30. What did the Facebook user say when they saw their ex's new profile picture? "Guess they're still 'looking for attention'!"
31. Why did the Facebook user avoid posting about their recent marathon? They didn't want to "run" the risk of sounding too boastful!
32. What did the Facebook user say when they accidentally sent a message to the wrong person? "Oh no, I've got to 'chat' with the right one!"
33. Why did the Facebook user start learning sign language? They wanted to "communicate" with a wider audience!
34. What did the Facebook user say when they saw their neighbor's status update about loud construction noises? "Sounds like they're 'building walls' around us-book!"
35. Why did the Facebook user start wearing glasses? They wanted to "focus" on their goals!
36. What did the Facebook user say when they ran out of data on their phone? "Looks like I'm 'out of bytes'!"
37. Why did the Facebook user start a charity organization? They wanted to "give back" to the community!
38. What did the Facebook user say when they accidentally clicked on a spam link? "Well, that was a click-bait-and-switch!"
39. Why did the Facebook user start a garden? They wanted to "grow" their own food!
40. What did the Facebook user say when they saw their dad using emojis? "Looks like you're 'on the same page-book' as the rest of us!"
41. Why did the Facebook user start volunteering at a hospital? They wanted to "make a difference" in someone's life!
42. What did the Facebook user say when they saw their boss's comments on their vacation photos? "Well, guess they're 'watching me like a hawk' on this one-book!"
43. Why did the Facebook user start journaling? They wanted to "write" their own story!
44. What did the Facebook user say when they saw their friend's political rant on their timeline? "Looks like they're 'building walls' around their opinion-book!"
45. Why did the Facebook user start studying psychology? They wanted to "understand" more about people's behavior!
46. What did the Facebook user say when they saw their friend's vacation photos? "Looks like they're 'living their best life' without the rest of us!"
47. Why did the Facebook user start working out more? They wanted to "flex" their muscles!
48. What did the Facebook user say when they saw their neighbor's post about their noisy dog? "Looks like they're 'barking up the wrong tree' with that one-book!"
49. Why did the Facebook user start cooking more? They wanted to "stir up" some creativity in the kitchen!
50. What did the Facebook user say when they saw their cousin's engagement announcement? "Looks like they're 'tying the knot-log' with that one!"
1. Why did the Facebook page feel like it was suffocating? Because it had too many likes!
2. What did one Facebook post say to another? "I can't believe you shared that!"
3. Why did the Facebook user consult a doctor? Because they had a "wall" in their stomach!
4. What did the Facebook user say when they couldn't log in? "I guess my password was too complex-icated!"
5. What's the best way to attract followers on Facebook? Post a recipe for "like-a-licious" cookies!
6. Why was the Facebook group for gardening enthusiasts so popular? Because it was always "planty" of activity!
7. What did the Facebook user say when they found out their account had been hacked? "I feel so violated-ated!"
8. Why did the Facebook user unfriend their old flame? Because their relationship had gone "a-wall".
9. Why did the Facebook user take up knitting? They wanted to "purl" their way into people's hearts!
10. What did the Facebook user say when they finally reached 5,000 friends? "I've officially peaked-booked!"
11. Why did the Facebook user cross the street? To get to the other side of the timeline!
12. Why did the Facebook user join a dance group? They were looking to "step out" of their comfort zone!
13. What's a Facebook user's favorite type of cheese? Friend-cheddar!
14. Why did the Facebook user go to the library? To check out a "book"face!
15. What did the Facebook user say when they got lost on the site? "Can someone give me a light?"
16. Why did the Facebook user quit their job as a meteorologist? They couldn't handle all the "un-lite" comments!
17. Why did the Facebook user avoid posting about their recent trip to the dentist? They didn't want to "fill" the news feed with unnecessary information!
18. What did the Facebook user say when they got their first dislike? "That was like a punch to the emoji!"
19. Why did the Facebook user switch to a plant-based diet? They wanted to "lettuce" live a healthier lifestyle!
20. What did the Facebook user say when they saw their old high school bully's post? "Looks like they're still 'putting up walls'!"
21. Why did the Facebook user start playing the banjo? They wanted to "strum" up some new friends!
22. What did the Facebook user say when their crush messaged them? "OMG, my heart is going clickety-like!"
23. Why did the Facebook user decide to start a blog? They wanted to put their thoughts into "writings"!
24. What did the Facebook user say when they accidentally posted a status meant for their significant other as a public post? "Whoops, guess that one's not just between us-book!"
25. Why did the Facebook user start practicing yoga? They wanted to "pose" for more pictures!
26. What did the Facebook user say when their friend commented on their selfie? "Thanks for the ego boost-book!"
27. Why did the Facebook user start a book club? They were tired of everyone "judging the book by its cover"!
28. What did the Facebook user say when they realized they had accidentally been using their work account to post personal photos? "Oops, that's definitely a faux-pas-post!"
29. Why did the Facebook user start taking photography classes? They wanted to "capture" more moments!
30. What did the Facebook user say when they saw their ex's new profile picture? "Guess they're still 'looking for attention'!"
31. Why did the Facebook user avoid posting about their recent marathon? They didn't want to "run" the risk of sounding too boastful!
32. What did the Facebook user say when they accidentally sent a message to the wrong person? "Oh no, I've got to 'chat' with the right one!"
33. Why did the Facebook user start learning sign language? They wanted to "communicate" with a wider audience!
34. What did the Facebook user say when they saw their neighbor's status update about loud construction noises? "Sounds like they're 'building walls' around us-book!"
35. Why did the Facebook user start wearing glasses? They wanted to "focus" on their goals!
36. What did the Facebook user say when they ran out of data on their phone? "Looks like I'm 'out of bytes'!"
37. Why did the Facebook user start a charity organization? They wanted to "give back" to the community!
38. What did the Facebook user say when they accidentally clicked on a spam link? "Well, that was a click-bait-and-switch!"
39. Why did the Facebook user start a garden? They wanted to "grow" their own food!
40. What did the Facebook user say when they saw their dad using emojis? "Looks like you're 'on the same page-book' as the rest of us!"
41. Why did the Facebook user start volunteering at a hospital? They wanted to "make a difference" in someone's life!
42. What did the Facebook user say when they saw their boss's comments on their vacation photos? "Well, guess they're 'watching me like a hawk' on this one-book!"
43. Why did the Facebook user start journaling? They wanted to "write" their own story!
44. What did the Facebook user say when they saw their friend's political rant on their timeline? "Looks like they're 'building walls' around their opinion-book!"
45. Why did the Facebook user start studying psychology? They wanted to "understand" more about people's behavior!
46. What did the Facebook user say when they saw their friend's vacation photos? "Looks like they're 'living their best life' without the rest of us!"
47. Why did the Facebook user start working out more? They wanted to "flex" their muscles!
48. What did the Facebook user say when they saw their neighbor's post about their noisy dog? "Looks like they're 'barking up the wrong tree' with that one-book!"
49. Why did the Facebook user start cooking more? They wanted to "stir up" some creativity in the kitchen!
50. What did the Facebook user say when they saw their cousin's engagement announcement? "Looks like they're 'tying the knot-log' with that one!"