BIRTHDAY FOR MY SPEAKING CL WHAT GOES IN HARD AND ST RIDDLES WITH ANSWERS TO SOLVE - PUZZLES & BRAIN TEASERS

Happy Birthday to Moo! Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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"Thanks. I'll never part with it!" Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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Stop saying it.

Get it?
Let's SAY "you are being stabbed in the leg by a knife" constantly. So if you stop saying it, you won't be stabbed anymore...? Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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Because it saw the zebra crossing. Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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A silly billy. Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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The second hand. Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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Because both of your hands are going straight up, right now. Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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Briefs!! Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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Santa Pause! Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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December 31. Let's assume that December 31 is my correct birthday. Now let's also assume that I am 21 and that today is January 1st (the day after my birthday). That would mean that the day before yesterday (December 30) I would be 20. That fits the riddle so far, but here comes the tricky part!
Let's also say that the current year is 2013. So to clarify, today is January 1st 2013. Next year would be 2014, and the trick is that I will have two more birthdays by the end of 2014, one on December 31st 2013 (22 years old) and one on December 31st 2014 (23 years old).So in 2014, the year after 2013, I will actually turn 23! It's a tricky riddle. Best way to go about it is to use trial and error with all the answers and to also keep an open mind about what "next year" means. Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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Because the spots where all over. Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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They both fly around Uranus looking for Klingons. Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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"Go head girl it's sherbert day." Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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Stockings with runs in them. Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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The hour hand will have moved one-fourth of an hour; therefore, there will be 7.5 degrees between the two hands. Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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