It Floats Up To The Top
Blow this thing up nice and big
But do not let it pop
When its filled with helium
It floats up to the top
What is it?
But do not let it pop
When its filled with helium
It floats up to the top
What is it?
Hint:
Ticking In Its Weary Pace
Time is writ upon my face
My heart ticks in its weary pace.
Though wind and rain do leave their trace,
I watch them in their endless race.
What kind of clock is it, though?
My heart ticks in its weary pace.
Though wind and rain do leave their trace,
I watch them in their endless race.
What kind of clock is it, though?
Hint:
The Wheels Go Go Round And Round
Im a type of public transport
Which follows a certain route
The wheels on me go round and round
Of that there should be no doubt
What am I?
Which follows a certain route
The wheels on me go round and round
Of that there should be no doubt
What am I?
Hint:
Got No Skin Riddle
You can see my humerus
But it doesnt mean Im funny
Ive got no skin so I dont get tanned
When outside its hot and sunny
What could I be?
But it doesnt mean Im funny
Ive got no skin so I dont get tanned
When outside its hot and sunny
What could I be?
Hint:
Getting Put Into Shoes
This is a body part
That can be found in twos
It is a type of length
And gets put into shoes
They are?
That can be found in twos
It is a type of length
And gets put into shoes
They are?
Hint:
Giving You Your Sight
This gets closed every night
So that you can go to sleep
Its what gives you your sight
It is...
Hint:
Inside A Burning House Riddle
Inside a burning house, this thing is best to make. And best to make it quickly, before the fire's too much to take!
What are you making?
What are you making?
Hint:
A Tasty Treat
Open this everyday
For something that cant be beat
Behind each of the doors
You will find a tasty treat
What is it?
For something that cant be beat
Behind each of the doors
You will find a tasty treat
What is it?
Hint:
A Chaotic Outsider
Hint:
A Room That Has Books
Pirates were sneaky, you could say they were crooks. To find the next clue, go to a room that has books?
Hint:
A Container Holder Water
Hint:
The Walls Of Jericho
When tasked with what seemed impossible
He didnt just refuse and frown
He marched the people round Jericho
And the walls came tumbling down
He is?
He didnt just refuse and frown
He marched the people round Jericho
And the walls came tumbling down
He is?
Hint:
A Character In Thomas And Friends
Shes a character in Thomas And Friends
But her names not Emily I should stress
She also has the name of a flower
And in Mario games shes a Princess
What could I be?
But her names not Emily I should stress
She also has the name of a flower
And in Mario games shes a Princess
What could I be?
Hint:
Be Careful At Night
If you see one flying around
Youd better be careful at night
As some turn into vampires
And will give your neck a big bite
What are they?
Youd better be careful at night
As some turn into vampires
And will give your neck a big bite
What are they?
Hint:
Mortal Privation Riddle
Marking mortal privation, when firmly in place.
An enduring summation, inscribed in my face.
What am I?
An enduring summation, inscribed in my face.
What am I?
Hint:
Post Your Rhyming Riddles Puns Below
Can you come up with a cool, funny or clever Rhyming Riddles of your own? Post it below (without the answer) to see if you can stump our users.
1. What do you call a bear that’s always on the go?
A roamin’ grizzly, don’t you know!
2. Why did the pasta blush?
Because it saw the spaghetti sauce!
3. What do you call it when a dinosaur has a party?
A Jurassic bash, oh so hearty!
4. Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing and fled!
5. What do you call a cow that’s just had a baby?
A moo-ma, it’s true, maybe!
6. Why did the clock go to the doctor?
Because it wanted to get ticked off, and then blocked her!
7. What do you call a fish with no eye?
A fsh, that’s kind of sly!
8. Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it wasn’t peeling well, that’s what’s up, sir!
9. What do you call a plant that sings?
A croonopetal, with some zings!
10. Why did the kangaroo feel ashamed?
Because it forgot how to hop, it’s such a lame blame!
11. What do you call a cat that’s a magician?
A purrformer, with tricks on the run!
12. Why did the apple sue the orange?
Because it claimed the citrus was too tangy, and henceforth!
13. What do you call a bird that loves to dance?
A balletcanary, with some flamenco in advance!
14. Why did the baseball team go to the bank?
To get some runs, and keep the tank!
15. What do you call a dog that’s a poet?
A rhyming rover, with words to to it!
16. Why did the peanut go to the doctor?
Because it was feeling salty, and sour, what a shocker!
17. What do you call a tree that’s always in motion?
A swayin’ oak, with some groovy emotion!
18. Why did the furniture go on strike?
Because it was tired of always being tabled, and the dislike!
19. What do you call a frog that can play guitar?
A rockin’ ribbet, with a groovy cigar!
20. Why did the bird learn to drive?
Because it wanted to soar on the highway, and thrive!
21. What do you call a pig that loves to dance?
A swineballer, with some prance!
22. Why did the rabbit turn red?
Because it’s ears were burning, and felt dread!
23. What do you call a cow that can write poetry?
A poetic cow, with some words of bravery!
24. Why did the potato lose its job?
Because it was too mashed up, and a sob!
25. What do you call a book that likes to sing?
A melodious novel, with some rings!
26. Why did the car go to the dentist?
To get some teeth, and be really persistent!
27. What do you call a spider that’s a comedian?
A pranky arachnid, with some fun on the horizon!
28. Why did the carrot go to the party?
To get some good vibes, and be hearty!
29. What do you call a bear that’s always in a hurry?
A fast-pawed grizzly, with some scurry!
30. Why did the coffee have a headache?
Because it was bean around the block, with some mistakes!
31. What do you call a tree that’s always sad?
A crying willow, with some feeling that’s had!
32. Why did the sandwich go on vacation?
To get some rest, and be on the elation!
33. What do you call a chicken that saves the day?
A hero hen, with a really big say!
34. Why did the grape go to the doctor?
Because it was raisin’ concerns, and getting bothered!
35. What do you call a dog that’s always grumpy?
A canine crank, with some humpy!
36. Why did the football team go to the beach?
To get some sun, and be in reach!
37. What do you call a pear that’s a singer?
A harmonious fruit, with some zinger!
38. Why did the computer go to the doctor?
Because it had a bad byte, and some blunder!
39. What do you call a bee that’s always on time?
A punctual bumble, with some rhyme!
40. Why did the kiwi feel left out?
Because it wasn’t really a berry, and some doubt!
41. What do you call a horse that’s always telling jokes?
A funny filly, with some funny strokes!
42. Why did the onion cry?
Because it was getting chopped, with some try!
43. What do you call a whale that’s a musician?
A melodious mollusk, with some ambition!
44. Why did the mushroom go to the party?
To get some fun, and be hearty!
45. What do you call a penguin that loves to dance?
A waddle dancer, with some prance!
46. Why did the tomato feel embarrassed?
Because it was getting served, with some cherished!
47. What do you call a turtle that’s a philosopher?
A wise shell, with some words that won’t falter!
48. Why did the watermelon go to the beach?
To get some sun, and be on the preach!
49. What do you call a cat that’s a detective?
A purr-sleuth, who has some tricks that detect!
50. Why did the skunk feel self-conscious?
Because it was getting sprayed, with some consciousness!
1. What do you call a bear that’s always on the go?
A roamin’ grizzly, don’t you know!
2. Why did the pasta blush?
Because it saw the spaghetti sauce!
3. What do you call it when a dinosaur has a party?
A Jurassic bash, oh so hearty!
4. Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing and fled!
5. What do you call a cow that’s just had a baby?
A moo-ma, it’s true, maybe!
6. Why did the clock go to the doctor?
Because it wanted to get ticked off, and then blocked her!
7. What do you call a fish with no eye?
A fsh, that’s kind of sly!
8. Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it wasn’t peeling well, that’s what’s up, sir!
9. What do you call a plant that sings?
A croonopetal, with some zings!
10. Why did the kangaroo feel ashamed?
Because it forgot how to hop, it’s such a lame blame!
11. What do you call a cat that’s a magician?
A purrformer, with tricks on the run!
12. Why did the apple sue the orange?
Because it claimed the citrus was too tangy, and henceforth!
13. What do you call a bird that loves to dance?
A balletcanary, with some flamenco in advance!
14. Why did the baseball team go to the bank?
To get some runs, and keep the tank!
15. What do you call a dog that’s a poet?
A rhyming rover, with words to to it!
16. Why did the peanut go to the doctor?
Because it was feeling salty, and sour, what a shocker!
17. What do you call a tree that’s always in motion?
A swayin’ oak, with some groovy emotion!
18. Why did the furniture go on strike?
Because it was tired of always being tabled, and the dislike!
19. What do you call a frog that can play guitar?
A rockin’ ribbet, with a groovy cigar!
20. Why did the bird learn to drive?
Because it wanted to soar on the highway, and thrive!
21. What do you call a pig that loves to dance?
A swineballer, with some prance!
22. Why did the rabbit turn red?
Because it’s ears were burning, and felt dread!
23. What do you call a cow that can write poetry?
A poetic cow, with some words of bravery!
24. Why did the potato lose its job?
Because it was too mashed up, and a sob!
25. What do you call a book that likes to sing?
A melodious novel, with some rings!
26. Why did the car go to the dentist?
To get some teeth, and be really persistent!
27. What do you call a spider that’s a comedian?
A pranky arachnid, with some fun on the horizon!
28. Why did the carrot go to the party?
To get some good vibes, and be hearty!
29. What do you call a bear that’s always in a hurry?
A fast-pawed grizzly, with some scurry!
30. Why did the coffee have a headache?
Because it was bean around the block, with some mistakes!
31. What do you call a tree that’s always sad?
A crying willow, with some feeling that’s had!
32. Why did the sandwich go on vacation?
To get some rest, and be on the elation!
33. What do you call a chicken that saves the day?
A hero hen, with a really big say!
34. Why did the grape go to the doctor?
Because it was raisin’ concerns, and getting bothered!
35. What do you call a dog that’s always grumpy?
A canine crank, with some humpy!
36. Why did the football team go to the beach?
To get some sun, and be in reach!
37. What do you call a pear that’s a singer?
A harmonious fruit, with some zinger!
38. Why did the computer go to the doctor?
Because it had a bad byte, and some blunder!
39. What do you call a bee that’s always on time?
A punctual bumble, with some rhyme!
40. Why did the kiwi feel left out?
Because it wasn’t really a berry, and some doubt!
41. What do you call a horse that’s always telling jokes?
A funny filly, with some funny strokes!
42. Why did the onion cry?
Because it was getting chopped, with some try!
43. What do you call a whale that’s a musician?
A melodious mollusk, with some ambition!
44. Why did the mushroom go to the party?
To get some fun, and be hearty!
45. What do you call a penguin that loves to dance?
A waddle dancer, with some prance!
46. Why did the tomato feel embarrassed?
Because it was getting served, with some cherished!
47. What do you call a turtle that’s a philosopher?
A wise shell, with some words that won’t falter!
48. Why did the watermelon go to the beach?
To get some sun, and be on the preach!
49. What do you call a cat that’s a detective?
A purr-sleuth, who has some tricks that detect!
50. Why did the skunk feel self-conscious?
Because it was getting sprayed, with some consciousness!