Husband, Wife And Mailman Riddle
A married couple went to the hospital to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would transfer a portion of the mother's labor pain to the baby's father. He was asked if they were willing to try it out. They were both very much in favor of it.
The doctor set the pain transfer to 10% for starters, explaining that even 10% was probably more pain than the father had ever experienced before. However, as the labor progressed, the husband felt fine and asked the doctor to go ahead and kick it up a notch. The doctor then adjusted the machine to 20% pain transfer. The husband was still feeling fine. The doctor checked the husband's blood pressure and was amazed at how well he was doing. At this point, they decided to try out for 50%. The husband continued to feel quite well.
Since the pain transfer was obviously helping out the wife considerably, the husband encouraged the doctor to transfer all the pain to him. The wife delivered a healthy baby with virtually no pain. She and her husband were ecstatic. When they got home, the mailman was dead on the porch. What happened?
The doctor set the pain transfer to 10% for starters, explaining that even 10% was probably more pain than the father had ever experienced before. However, as the labor progressed, the husband felt fine and asked the doctor to go ahead and kick it up a notch. The doctor then adjusted the machine to 20% pain transfer. The husband was still feeling fine. The doctor checked the husband's blood pressure and was amazed at how well he was doing. At this point, they decided to try out for 50%. The husband continued to feel quite well.
Since the pain transfer was obviously helping out the wife considerably, the husband encouraged the doctor to transfer all the pain to him. The wife delivered a healthy baby with virtually no pain. She and her husband were ecstatic. When they got home, the mailman was dead on the porch. What happened?
Hint:
The machine transfers the pain to the baby's father. The wife cheated on her husband with the mailman and it was his baby. It never mentions that the husband is the baby's father. Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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The Policeman And The Boy
A police officer got out of his patrol car and saw a boy. He walked up to him asked him, "What's your name?"
"Shut up!" the boy replied innocently.
"Where's your manners?" asked the insulted police officer.
"Up that tree," said the boy nonchalantly, pointing to a proximate tree.
"You're seeking for trouble, aren't you?" said the police officer.
"No, trouble's seeking for me!" the boy replied sincerely.
What is happening here?
"Shut up!" the boy replied innocently.
"Where's your manners?" asked the insulted police officer.
"Up that tree," said the boy nonchalantly, pointing to a proximate tree.
"You're seeking for trouble, aren't you?" said the police officer.
"No, trouble's seeking for me!" the boy replied sincerely.
What is happening here?
Hint:
Actutally, the name of that boy is "Shut Up," and he is playing hide-and-seek with two of his friends who are named "Manners" and "Trouble". "Trouble" is the one who counted and he is looking for the other two boys. "Manners" is hiding up in the tree. Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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A Writing Instrument Riddle
Im sometimes pink at one end but Im not lipstick
I can come in many different colors but Im not a car
I can become blunt but Im not a knife
I contain lead but Im not metallic
Im a writing instrument but Im not a pen
I am a?
I can come in many different colors but Im not a car
I can become blunt but Im not a knife
I contain lead but Im not metallic
Im a writing instrument but Im not a pen
I am a?
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Naming The Wizard Riddle
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The Glass Of Water Riddle
A man walks into a restaurant and orders a glass of water. The waiter pulls a gun out and points it at the man. The man thanks the waiter and walks out of the restaurant.
Hint:
The man had the hiccoughs, and waiter scared them out of him. Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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The Best Thing About Winter
The best thing about winter
Is when outdoors you go
And have a fight with your friends
Using balls made out of...?
Is when outdoors you go
And have a fight with your friends
Using balls made out of...?
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Part Of A Man Riddle
I fall but I never get back up
Im unique but Im not a fingerprint
Im sometimes part of a ball but Im not leather
If I get warm enough I go away but Im not a winter wardrobe
Im sometimes part of a man but I dont have any skin
What could I be?
Im unique but Im not a fingerprint
Im sometimes part of a ball but Im not leather
If I get warm enough I go away but Im not a winter wardrobe
Im sometimes part of a man but I dont have any skin
What could I be?
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Seen Up In The Sky
This can be seen up in the sky
But it is not a kite
It is a giant ball of gas
Which gives you heat and light.
What am I?
But it is not a kite
It is a giant ball of gas
Which gives you heat and light.
What am I?
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Winning A Tennis Game Riddle
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Adding To 1000 Riddle
Do this in your head don't use paper and pencil or a calculator just your mind.
Take 1000 and add 40. Now add 1000, add 30,add 1000, add 20, add 1000, add 10
what is your answer?
Take 1000 and add 40. Now add 1000, add 30,add 1000, add 20, add 1000, add 10
what is your answer?
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Known For Haikus Riddle
I'm made up of thousands of islands
And my highest point is Mt. Fuji
I'm well known for my fast bullet train
Haikus, sumo and Hello Kitty
And my highest point is Mt. Fuji
I'm well known for my fast bullet train
Haikus, sumo and Hello Kitty
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Flying With Both Hands Riddle
Why does superman fly with one hand at the side and one hand pointing straight ahead in the past, but now he flies with both hands pointing straight ahead?
Hint:
In the past, Superman was on manual mode but now he's on autopilot mode. Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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Man In The Grave Riddle
Two men are walking in a graveyard. The first man walks to a grave.
The second man says, "Who is in that grave?"
The first man points to the grave and says, "Brothers and Sisters I have none, But that man's father, is my father's son."
*Who is in the grave?*
The second man says, "Who is in that grave?"
The first man points to the grave and says, "Brothers and Sisters I have none, But that man's father, is my father's son."
*Who is in the grave?*
Hint:
"That mans father is my fathers son" refers to the speaker. *Since he's pointing to the grave, it means he's in the grave.* Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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Coming With A Quiver
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The Shape Of Love Riddle
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